"FOR ASHTON KUTCHER"!!!
by mr secret on 88/60/90,856
hello fellow freedom fighters, i see we meet again, the people who call themselves the 'government' hasnt caught on to us yet and lets hope it remains that way, today, my fellow freedom fighters, i want to warn you about not an agency or a group, just one individual, and that individual goes by the name,,,
ASHTON KUTCHER!!!!!!
for those of you who may not know, this guy calling himself 'ASHTON KUTCHER' is a 'actor' who does some work on television shows, i caught one of his shows on the only network that isn't controlled by the government, mtv, because mtv is for young people and the government isnt trying to control young people, just people like me who know the truth!!!! and lets face it, young people wouldnt know the truth if i hit them over the head with a 6 foot tall cactus,
the show i watched on mtv was called 'PUNKED'D' where this 'ASHTON KUTCHER' pulls what they call 'pranks' on other 'celebrities', now, how is this guy able to do these things and get away with them???? he must be secretly A GOVERNMENT AGENT!!!!!!
thats right, that is how he is able to pull these so called 'pranks', because he has available to him every trick the government uses on us, for example, how was he able to tell this guy named 'JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE' that his property was being seized by the 'GOVERNMENT' if he didn't already know how to seize people's property???? tell me, huh??????
so yes, this 'ASHTON KUTCHER' is able to seize our property at any time, so WATCH OUT!!!!!!!! he might try to do this to you next!!!!!!!!!!
and why would this 'ASHTON KUTCHER' guy try to pulled these 'pranks' on other 'celebrities'???? he is doing this and televising it because he is showing us how he and other government agents are going to take over our minds and make us their slaves, they will blow stuff up, wreck our vehicles, pretend to hit people with their cars, tell people they are arrested, steal priceless jewelry and make it look like we stole it, tell us that wayne newton is a washed up has-been who is now playing shows in one of their many concentration camps called 'las vegas', and tell us our mothers are dead because they are cruel heartless bastards and we must stand up and fight people like 'ASHTON KUTCHER'!!!!! yes, mr. 'ASHTON KUTCHER' we know what you're up to and we are not going to take it lying down!!!! we'll be ready for you when you try to 'PUNKED'D' us!!!!!! we'll be ready!!!!!!!!!!
a quick 'WATCH OUT!!!!!' tip, never eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you know what they put in peanut butter, right? peanuts!!!!!! and where to peanuts come from????? the goverment!!!!!!!!! i had pictures of the government growing peanuts on a secret farm in washington, d,c, but i think the government broke into my house and spilled bleach all over the pictures so now they're ruined!!!!! damn them!!!!!!!
well, this is your friend mr secret saying i hope to see you next week!!!
march on fellow freedom fighters!!!!!!