"FOR THE MAIL"!!!
by mr secret on 88/53/90,856
i recently stumbled upon a very clever system the government uses to keep track on all of us, this system involves what they call 'the united states postal service', YES!! this 'mail' is just clever ways of keeping us in check,
think about it, you get 'junk mail', what is that??, and the so called 'mail carriers' are really just c,i,a agents and the u,s, postal service is just another branch of the c,i,a!!,
now whats inside this 'junk mail' that the government keeps insisting they send us? well i found out,
i filled out a form to 'win a free cruise' and i gave it to the c,i,a agent, aka the 'mailman mr, jenkins and told him, "here you go, MR AGENT SIR!!" and this mr, jenkins hes holding his cover good, he looked at me like i was 'crazy' and said 'ok', which i took to be some secret code word for 'he fell for it'
WELL!!! three weeks later, i got another 'letter' stating that i 'won', and i have to pick up my tickets to the bahamas at some address, according to the 'letter', i also won '25 thousand dollars to spend at 'the bahamas', a two week stay at some concentration camp they call 'the hilton', and a free 'massage',
let me translate all that from government bullcrap to freedom fighter english!,
"hi mr, secret, we know you know that we want to enslave everybody in the world, so please come to this address so we can tie you to a chair (the bahamas), give you some electroshock treatments (the 25 thousand dollars), stay in our camp (i pointed this out already, this 'the hilton' they mentioned), and finally a brainwashing so you can forget this all happened (the free massage)"
well i tore that letter right up,!! i wasnt falling for their little trap, good ol agent mr jenkins is just gonna have to try a lot harder then that to get your new friend mr secret to be one of their slaves!!,
'WATCH OUT' TIP NUMBER 1, NEVER FALL FOR THESE 'YOU WON A FREE CRUISE' SCAMS!! WHEN YOU GET SUCH THINGS JUST THROW THEM AWAY!! unless you like being held captive by the government while they brainwash you at 'the hilton' concentration camp,
then not that long after that, the government tried sending me a 'letter' stating that if i dont pay one hundred and fifty dollars, my lights will turn off! HA! what a scam this is! we all know that we dont need to pay for a god given right, such as light, water, and shelter! so you know what these government people try to do to get me to pay them this money, which no doubt will go to find new ways to enslave us all, they not only turned my lights out, but my water as well! well i just stood on my roof and shouted, 'HA!! YOULL HAVE TO DO BETTER THEN THAT, MR GOVERNMENT PANTS!!!!" then i went and did my business in a bucket on the roof cause the government managed to clog my toilet with their lies and toilet paper,
'WATCH OUT' TIP NUMBER 2, NEVER FALL FOR THESE 'BILL' THE GOVERNMENT SENDS YOU!! THEY DONT NEED ANY MORE MONEY TO COME UP WITH NEWS WAYS TO MAKE US SLAVES!! unless you are into that sort of thing, which means you are not a true freedom fighter,
another thing for you to watch out, is yet ANOTHER branch of the u,s postal service, they call themseve the 'united parcel service', and they pretend to be different then the u,s postal service, but come on, they couldve picked a more clever name, if you use the initials, usps, take the 's' out, what do you get!!, 'UPS', which is what 'united parcel service' stands for!! i saw through this bull!!
anyway, this 'ups' branch came, in brown uniforms nonetheless stating they have a package from my 'aunt ruth'! well i saw through that disguise, then i got scared and cried because this meant they harmed my aunt ruth and what was inside the package was probably her remains!! these bastards!!!! THEY KILLED MY AUNT RUTH!!!!!!! i got mad, threw the package at the 'ups guy' and said 'WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY AUNT RUTH???" then i cried for three hours.
'WATCH OUT' TIP NUMBER 3, DONT FALL FOR THE UPS OR ELSE THEYLL SEND THE REMAINS OF YOUR AUNT RUTH TO YOU!!!!! WHY DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR AUNT RUTH!!!!!
what about those blue boxes that are out in the street? what do you suppose is really in there? sure they say to use them to drop off any 'letters' but why would i want to send a loved one an open invitation to have their brains scrambled by the government???? no, it must be for something more sinister,,,
'WATCH OUT' TIP NUMBER 4, NEVER USE THE BLUE BOXES, THE GOVERNMENT IS USING THEM FOR GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT!!!!
so, my new freedom fighter friends, i hope you take a lesson or two from me and if the government hasnt strapped me to a table to pick at my innards like two high school students to a dead frog, ill be here next week with another government warn, so remember,,,
WATCH OUT!!!!