● Political columns from my college newspaper
● Thoughts On Obama's New Medical Marijuana Policy
● To Be A Rock And Not To/And/Or Roll
● Cross Of Gold? No! Dumber Than Dirt!
● Why I Love Detroit (forthcoming)
● Why I Hate Detroit (forthcoming)
● The Man With The Rainbow Brain; or, A Case of Synesthesia: Hunter S. Thompson 1937 - 2005 R.I.P.
● Opposition Response to the Opposition Response
● Confessions Of A Bipolar Bush-Hater: Farewell To Dubya, Last Of The Preppie Presidents
● A Few Thoughts On Alcohol And Philosophy
● Crying Won't Help You, Praying Won't Do You No Good
● Slyders Or Pie On The Side: A Megatonic Drive Thru Wonderbread, Pumpernickel, And The Reality Of Post-Millennial Twentysomething Comedy (forthcoming)
● Harvard-Princeton-Yale Community College & Auto Repair School: A Modest Proposal (forthcoming)
● What About The Boy? Pete Townshend's Porn Problem, And Ours (forthcoming)
● Titanic, Ten Years Gone (forthcoming)
● Untitled project on Shrek, the summer of 2001, 9/11, and all that goes or comes in betweeen (forthcoming)
● In Defense Of Intermarriage (forthcoming)
● Didn't Hitler's Mommy Ever Hug Him? A Psycho's Biography (forthcoming)
● Waldman; or, A Life Out Of The Woods (forthcoming)
● The Bar Mitzvah Speech I Should Have Given, On Freddie Mercury (forthcoming)
● Life, Liberty & The Pursuit of Happiness, in the Key of 89 (forthcoming)
● Plastic Velvet Queen: How Rock And Roll Won The Cold War Without Spilling Blood, Missing A Beat, Or Ending The Game: "Get Up And Dance To That Fine, Fine Music, And Let Your Life Be Saved By Rock And Roll" (forthcoming)
● True Towers & Twin Lies: How 1994 Made 2001 (forthcoming) (forthcoming)