Gay Jokes by Jon Mick - Artist, Comedian and Joke Writer

NOTE - Any “resemblance”- I have to Sean Connery in “The Hunt for Red October” (End of The World) is purely “coincidental”. (A distant cousin from Scotland)

And I loved Alec Baldwin as “The Shadow” – the “coolest” Super Hero to ever exist… and Batman is “loosely” based on The Shadow of the 1930s.

However, Lionel Cranston from 1930s is too “wimpy”

REMAKE - There should be a “remake” and “re-imagined” Shadow - Set in the 1950s or 1970s with a new main character who is more of a “hardened” “gritty” private detective who “becomes” the next – Shadow – after Lionel Cranston… Who “dies” in an alley way and gives the keys to his “secret” “liar” to the man who finds him just before he “tragically” and “sadly” passes away from gun shots…

SEQUELS – All of the above movies should have Sequels – Starring ALEC BALDWIN !

Sadly, I missed Alec Baldwin at 2 book signings in recent years so he can “sign” my Shadow - Action Figure Car - box in person and see my 3 Shadow Action Figures – Clear Translucent, Talking Shadow w/ Voice Laughter and Lionel Cranston - Transformation Figure. : )

Hopefully, I will “catch up” with him soon…

Back to Alec Baldwin…

Alec Baldwin is NOT GAY or BISEXUAL – To my “knowledge”

I wrote these jokes thinking he would not be “offended” or “upset” – I WAS WRONG !

He saw my Comic Con – Alec Baldwin – Kim Basinger – Michael Keaton – Batman Cos Player Joke and IMMEDIATELY BLOCKED ME from Twitter… and then I wrote the “gay” jokes… : )

Since He and Kim Basinger are “really” our PRINCE CHARLES and PRINCESS DIANA in the 1980s and 1990s

(And found their “fight” on stage at SNL “alarming” – but I “realized” there is now “hope” - I can date Kim Basinger – The World’s Most Beautiful Woman – Christy Brinkley is a close “second” – but she lives too far in South Hampton LI – a 4 ½ hour drive from NYC – “geographically” “undesirable” – unfortunately.)

So I used him for the “subject” of the “gay” jokes…

I thought he could “handle it” since he is a “comedic” actor and SNL Legend…

WRONG – HE HATES ME!!! : )

I even wrote “apology” letters and still won’t UNBLOCK ME from TWITTER?

NOTE – Ironically, Alec Baldwin got his “start” playing a character named “Mick” in the movie - Working Girl with Melanie Griffith and Harrison Ford.

Guess What? I am the “REAL” Mick based in the movie… : )

Alec Baldwin got his “start” in his “Hollywood” Career – playing “Mick” (ME)

NOTE – Bayonne NJ had NY Waterway from Brady’s Dock - going to Pier 11 in the 1980s and 1990s like Melanie Griffith from Staten Island NY travelling to Wall Street on the NY Ferry.

NOTE – I had a grammar + high school friend who was a beautiful blond woman 5’2 who was very sexy and looked a little like Michelle Pfeiffer who worked at the NYSE and eventually became a National Account Sales Executive.

NOTE – I only have “relations” with women who wear black lingerie, thigh highs and 3-4 inch spike high heels – otherwise I kick them out of my condo or leave their “Bat Girl” like bachelorette pads – something like “Mick” in the movie - Working Girl – but I don’t have a “Brooklyn” accent… I have a “Californian” accent

BOOK ME – To hear the “other” 5 Alec Baldwin is so “Gay” Jokes

NOTE – Alec Baldwin worked “under” Steve Rubell at Studio 54 when he was in College here in New York City – SEE Movie – “Studio 54” by Mike Myers

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