Acronym Jokes by Jon Mick - Artist, Comedian and Joker Writer

CNBC

Crazy

NAZIs

Boosting

Cash

As CNBC is a PROPAGANDA CHANNEL
"promoting" about Silicon Valley Tech IPO – Spy Corps

FREE ADVERTISING !!! along with "articles" from USA Today Tech

Creating Billion Dollar – Spy Corporations

To Monitor and Enslave us

With our Landline Telephone, The Internet, Smartpone or Cell

As they are MANUFACTURING – CONTERFEIT MONEY
with HIGHLY SPECULATED – STOCKS

Where the MONEY DOES NOT YET EXIST in THE FEDERAL RESERVE

Burdening OUR ECONOMY with DEBT

Causing THE FED to RAISE CASH of INFLATED DEBT with QE2 + QE3 – Etc

The Money Doesn’t Exist Yet !!!

The STOCK MARKET is TOTALLY FAKE + MANIPULATED by SUPER COMPUTERS

And HEDGE FUND – AI EXPERT SYSTEM TRADING

GERMAN NAZI? – Think JAMES CRAMER or DAVID FABER

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CHASE – C-H-A-S-E

Crazy

Homos

Always

Screwing (or Spying on)

Everyone

Chase or CMB or Chase Manhattan Bank - Rumored to be KAOS in the 1960s to 1990s with David Rockefeller with his Rockefeller Committee on Intelligence in Congress and the RockeFeller Institute in Washington DC along with his “associations” with George H.W. Bush (Brown Brothers Harriman – Bush owned and controlled Investment Bank – Financier and Banker to the WWII NAZI Party) and Henry E. Kissinger of Kissinger and Associates.

Also in the 1990s, Chase had CIO Craig Goldman who wore a “goatee” and had a cat and lived in an apartment building – His nickname at Chase Manhattan Bank was “Siegfried”

Also, there are “rumors” that David Rockefeller was “gay” and many many of the Chase Manhattan Bank – Vice Presidents and Division Managers – SVP, EVP, CTO, CIO and CEO were “gay” or “bi-sexual” – Especially the ALL FEMALE – ALL JEWISH – Chase HR Department

I was a VP there as a Software Consultant, System Designer, Company Wide – Internal Consultant and Special Project Manager – I had to leave if you get my drift… They were just “too weird” and “gay”

NOTE

JPMorgan Chase is “not really” Chase or Chase Manhattan Bank

Chemical Bank took over Chase Manhattan Bank with a “hostile” merger and “acquired” the Brand Name – “Chase” and created Chase Corp and then took over via “hostile” “take over” JP Morgan and created JPMorgan Chase

But Chemical is “rumored” to be the “Russian Mafia” and not a bank at all…

They even “dissolved” the Chase Manhattan Bank “holding” company and “subsidiary” for Retail and Private Banking (The Real Switzerland to Rich People around The World – prior to merger)

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SWISH

Secret

Worldwide

Intelligence

Society

Of

Homosexuals

A Gay Spy Agency – Intellectual Property = Copyright ©2017 – John J. McMonagle

Inspired by Mike Myers – Austin Powers, Derrick Flint of ZOWIE (James Coburn) and Matt Helm of WHOMP (Dean Martin)

I created this “fake” Gay Spy Agency called SWISH that is “headed” by Sir Elton John who “works” for Mi5 and the KBG as a “Gay Assassin” Division of these 2 “merged” or “related” Spy Agencies – Mi5 + KBG

Sting is now an “Assassin” and “Bodyguard” to Sir Elton John – See Oscar Photos… : ) LoL

TRUE STORY – In the 1990s, When I was a “James Bond” like (or dressed) Wall Street IT – Bank VP (travelling to all the major cities like Jason Bourne in Europe…) hanging out at Scores – Gentlemen’s Club during the Howard Stern Days – A manager once came up to me and said “Hi.. I know you are a good customer here… I thought you should know… Sting is in the backroom – always watching you on Closed Circuit – Video Security Cameras.. It’s crazy… He shows up – Every time you are here… He is some sort of Mi6 Spy or something…

I was only visiting my Playboy Playmate - Asian Dancer - friends at Scores for “drinks” – every Friday : )

1 Thai the other 1 Hawaiian

Who “exclusively” danced for me…

Michael Bloomberg – Dual Citizen of the United Kingdom and U.S. who “weekends” in London England and Bermuda “secretly” “heads up” SWISH here in America….

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RATS – R A T S

Racist

Assholes

In

Technology

Services

This “acronym” is again about Chase Manhattan Bank and the Banking IT Industry with “totally” “unqualified” “mental patients”, “English Majors” and “History Majors and Ex-School Teachers (Jewish People) who work in Wall Street Banking as Inforamtion Technology Vice Presidents who don’t know how to use a PC, MS Word or E-Mail but yet run Multi-Million Dollar Departments, Groups, Division and get 2 Million Dollar Bonuses a year because they are Germans, German Jews, Russians, Russian Jews and British Ex-Pats.

And many never showed up for work… All year long.

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