ARTIST JON MICK – COMEDY

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Looking down at a lit cigarette…

 

It’s as If I can “control” “FIRE”…

 

 

JOKE - I told at the stairs of Henry E. Harris Schoolyard in 1979 – After I just started “stupidly” smoking cigarettes…

 

STOLEN by EVIL Jerry Seinfeld and used in his stage act and TV Show

 

 

EVIL NERD - JERRY SEINFELD - NEVER SMOKED A CIGARETTE – IN HIS LIFE!!! : )

 

 

 

Looking at a Pretty Girl in tight hot sexy clothes or short shirt with heels

 

And wondering how she looks naked…

 

She may have a pretty face and tight clothes and high heels…

 

But she may not have a “proportioned” ratio’d body…

 

5’9 - 36C-(24)26-36 - with nice legs and calves… GOOD NAKED

 

She might be look bad without clothes on… BAD NAKED

 

 

 

 

JERRY SEINFELD

 

He is “really” a Gay Man from West Hollywood and not a “New Yorker” at all… (According to Miranda Sings appearance on CCC)

 

The EXTERIOR SHOT of Jerry Seinfeld’s “NYC” “Apartment” “Building” is REALLY IN LOS ANGELES to “prove” he is Not a “New Yorker”

 

He was given these jokes by “Artist Jon Mick” he told when he was a teenager and college student.

 

According to “insider” reports on the set of “Seinfeld” when Larry David was the Executive Producer – He only talked about “Artist Jon Mick” (Pen Name) all day long in “hateful” terms.

 

Half to a Third of the Seinfeld Episodes are taken from “Artist Jon Mick”’s life

 

“Artist Jon Mick” was learning “slap bass” techniques when the show first aired. – SEE (HEAR) – Seinfeld Theme Song is a “Slap Bass” SOLO.

 

Seinfeld is an EVIL – TEMPLE TAULBED – (EVIL GERMAN JEW or EVIL RUSSIAN JEW) - UN-AUTHORIZED BIO PIC or TV SHOW

 

NOTE – NBC was founded by Russian Jew – David Sarnoff – and then was later run by other Russian Jews like Brandon Tartikoff and Jeff Zucker (German Jew) and had Jewish Propaganda Shows like Mad About You, Friends, The Jonathan Silverman Show and of course – Seinfeld – about NYC and “quirky” “funny” Jews – who “may be” one of The Dark Arts Races of Veiled Satanists(ism) of Old Europe and The Dark Arts Races in “reality” – like Russia, Britain, Germany and Italy.

 

FYI – Merlin of King Arthur – Folk Lore is a Wizard from Russia

 

FYI – Little Known “Fact” – Many Hollywood Movies are UN-AUTHORIZED BIO PICS about GENT ILES or are Jewish Propaganda Movies – Like Woody Allen, Dustin Hoffman or Richard Dreyfus movies… of the 1960s to 1990s… And later Adam Sandler movies and now Seth Rogan movies…

 

NOTE – The “Real” Jerry Seinfeld is an Irish IT Executive from Chase Manhattan Bank who lives across the Hudson River in New Jersey in a 4 Story Walk Up – 1 Bedroom – Cold Water Flat- Townhouse – with a Mountain Bike and a Computer – who eats Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries (“Double Crunch”) across from a “Central Park” like park – that even has “stone” archways… and is located on the left side of the island peninsula like “Riverside Drive” – who had a super hot beautiful cousin who looked like Andie McDowell and a “uncle” like Uncle Leo (His best friend)|

 

Key Episodes to “reveal” the “real” identity of “Seinfeld”

 

EPISODES

 

Kramer - Firemen – Fire Engine – Batman - Episode

Kramer – Make Your Own Pizza - Episode

Kramer – First Name – Episode – “Cosmo”

Poppie – Pizzeria Episode

Keith Hernandez – Elaine Episodes

NYHRC – New York Health and Racquet Episodes

Kramer - Kramerica – Episodes

Jerry – Thanksgiving Dinner – Toy Collector – Episode

Uncle Leo - Episodes

NASA – Space Pen – Episodes

 

EXPLANATION

 

The “REAL” Jerry Seinfeld has:

 

Brothers who are Firemen

Has the “nickname” BATMAN in town

And was “known” as Superman in High School Football lore

Was a pizza maker at an Italian Pizzeria – Pizza Bistro – now – Mona Lisa Pizzeria

Has a brother who looks “exactly” like Keith Hernandez

Has a cousin – sister who looks like Eliane

Was a member of NYHRC while a Wall Street Yuppie – IT Consultant

Is a Toy Collector – Whamo Frisbies, Duncan Yo-Yos, Rubik’s Cubes, GI Joe – Original, 6 Million Dollar Man, Slinky (But he “straighten” it), Evil Knievel Motorcycle Toys, Spira Doodle and Legos.

Has had Quirky Uncle who looked and acted like Uncle Leo – Uncle Eddie

Is a “genius” who is a “student” and “fan” of NASA and The DoD

Kramerica - All “software” + “white papers” in Silicon Valley + Silicon Alley and Adobe, Microsoft + IBM come from this “mysterious” “genius” who worked in R+D on Wall Street

His bass guitar teacher in high school + college was named “Cosmo”

Poppie looks like a Bayonne Police Detective named Anthony Timpanaro

Poppie is “actually” Tony Fortunada of Tony’s Pizzeria – now closed – sadly.

 

 

EVIL JERRY SIENFELD – “SEINFELD” EPISODES

 

I would “highly” recommend the Kathy Griffin -“Seinfeld” Episodes as she “mysteriously” “revealed” the “truth” about “Comedian” (IP + Joke Thief and Evil Person) Gerald “Jerry” Seinfeld of Long Island, N.Y – most “likely” a “super secret” “evil” kid scientist working on flying anti-gravity - Black Triangle – Probes for Northrup Grumman plant for Werner Von Braun (of the WWII V2 Rocket – Secret Mountian Base) of fake federal “agency” NASA – that has “propaganda” space missions – but sends the “monies” funded for space mission to American Spy Schools in Paraguay, Uruguay, Bolivia, Brazil and Argentina or the NAZI Stealth “Super State” of Norway, Austria, Denmark, Switzerland, NEO-NAZI Germany and Belgium.

 

 

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