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How do I swear in Russian ?

Sooka - Bitch/traitor/whore

Yob - Fuck

Yob tvoiu mat' - "Fuck your mother"

poshol na khui - Fuck off

poshol v zhopu - Fuck off

tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business

paashol v'chorte - go to hell

kooshi govno ee oomree - eat shit and die

ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow dick

tva-ya mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee - You mother sucks cow dicks.

per-ee-staan haameetca - stop bitching

yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother

bivneetca - showing off asshole

peesa - polite penis

govno - shit

bliad - "Oh shit!"

Khui - cock

pizda - cunt

manda - cunt

zhopa - an asshole or an ass

sraka - an ass

mudak - an asshole

bliad' - whore

govniuk - shithead

Khuyesos' - cocksucker

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