Yo Momma Jokes and Insults

So Stupid Collection

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her "Nehi" peach drink.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men's clothing store.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

So Big Collection

Yo momma's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo momma's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

Yo momma's so big, she rollerskates on busses.

Yo momma's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

Yo momma's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

Yo momma's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo momma's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo momma's so big, she whistles bass.Yo momma's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

Yo momma's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo momma's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo momma's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo momma's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

Yo momma's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

So Hairy Collection

Yo momma's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo momma's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.

Yo momma's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Yo momma's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

Yo momma's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

Yo momma's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.

Yo momma's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Busch Gardens."

Yo momma's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.

Yo momma's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared