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Insults and Putdowns for everyday use - Obnoxious
You are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Don't feel bad - a lot of people have no talent, and you're most of them!
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you ?
Don't you realise that there are enough people to hate in the world already, without your putting in so much effort to give us another?
He has depth, but only on the surface. Deep down inside, he is shallow.
Look here - it's the tall, dark obnoxious stranger, and is this one ever strange!
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
You are such a smart-arse, I bet you could sit on a tub of ice cream and tell me what flavour it is.
Overweight
Fat? You're not fat, you're just ....oh, hell, OK. You are fat. Very fat indeed, in fact
She's so fat, she has the only car in town with stretch marks.
Hey, I remember you when you only had the one stomach.
She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book
He's so ugly, the robbers gave him their masks to wear.
You don't sweat much for such a fat guy.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
You're so fat that when you jumped up, you got stuck.
Appearance
I'll bet he opens the post with that nose!
I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly.
Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?
The next time you shave, could you stand an inch or two closer to the razor please?
This person is without doubt the worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.
She's so ugly, when she was a little girl, they had to put a pot roast in their lap so the dog would play with her. What a shame the mutt got carried away! still, the chewed-up look is in this season.
How can you love nature, when it did that to you?
Hey, don't you need a licence to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege.
See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
I feel very sorry for you because you are so ugly, but I feel ever sorrier for myself because I have to look at you.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel
If I were as ugly as he is, I wouldn't say hello to people, I'd say boo!
I've hated your looks from the very start they gave me.
I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!
People clap when they see you .... but they clap their hands over their eyes.
Whooey! When he fell out of the ugly tree, boy did he hit every branch on the way down.
You have a face only a mother could love - and even she hates it!
In fact, he has the perfect weapon against muggers - his face!
You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.
You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. Your body is damned ugly, too.
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