This week�s been real nice. I�ve been kicked out of the gym twice.
They say I was supposed to spot some guy.
That Damn Sasquatch said he�d do it for me. He did not.
While I was eating, the salt cap fell off.
I screw it back, but, I swear to God, That Damn Sasquatch does it again.
Why? Why? Why must you be such a pain in my ass? You Damn Sasquatch!
Damn Sasquatch! I�m gonna blame every damn thing on you!
People ask my why I�m not wearing any pants. I give them the true answer.
I tell �em it�s that Damn Sasquatch.
Everywhere I go, he follows me. All he wants to do is piss me off.
All I wanna do is kill That Damn Sasquatch.
All I want is for him to stop stealing my watch.
If you ever want to know the meaning of life.
Three words: That Damn Sasquatch.
Damn Sasquatch! Damn Sasquatch! It�s your damn fault!
They say Chernobyl was a mechanical breakdown.
It was the Damn Sasquatch.
World War 2 was supposedly caused by Hitler.
I like to call him That Damn Sasquatch.
Every damn thing wrong with this world is his fault.
He�s so messed in the head, he still thinks disco is the best.
You�re nothing but a big damn dork.
Damn Sasquatch! Damn Sasquatch! Take your damn business elsewhere.
I�m just a pathetic loser with no pants on.
I couldn�t get a whore, not even for $10,000.
I just can�t win. Can�t lose. Can�t die.
If you ever see That Damn Sasquatch, I want you to run.
He�ll make your life a hell.
It�s his damn fault, but no one believes.
Damn you to hell! You Damn Sasquatch.
Damn Sasquatch! Damn Sasquatch!
Why don�t you just eat my damn poo.
Give me my pants back.
Halloween 2003 Oh, the Games We Play Stories Merchandise
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