| Funny Quotes/Things Said |
| New Noises |
| One day, Nate and Dusty were riding in Nate's Mazda Miata convertible. They were pulling through the door of a fence that surrounded a softball field, and Dusty asked Nate, "Hey Nate! What if that fence door swung closed and smacked into your car?! It would probably make a big KANK! noise, huh?" Nate couldn't believe what Dusty had just said. He looked at Dusty and said, "Kank?" Since that day, we all have been making up random noises and designating them to certain occurances, and then compiled them into this list. |
| Kank- To come into contact with a gate or a fence. Blatt- The act of a dog spitting something out of it's mouth. Bloop- To drop a cell phone into a container of water. Inke- When an object or person is bitten. Ca- To come into or receive money. Goowie- What the victim of a junk shot blurts out of his mouth. Oumm- To rise or ascend, such as on an elevator. (snort)hright- When a person falls asleep or is sleeping. (See Dusty for correct pronounciation) Hmm......ho.....ho....ho...ho..ho..ho..ho..hweeeeee!!!!!!- When Dan, and only Dan, well, you know... Blagolahgalugl- When someone (Joe) throws up. (Again, see Dusty for correct pronounciation) |
| Famous Dusty Quotes |
| Our friend Dusty is a special guy. He will say the most off-the-wall comments or phrases that will make no sense, and you will sometimes wonder if what you just heard was a coherent thought or if he actually just said "der" for the last sixteen seconds. Here are a few. |
| 1. Joe: "Dusty, need to blow on the coals to get the fire started. Most fires do require oxygen, you know." Dusty: "Oxygen doesn't make fires, I make fires." 2. "Don't make me kill you." 3. "I think that if you guys just understood wrestling a little more, you wouldn't make fun of me so much." 4. "Ballsack!!" (While showing us his ballsack) 5. "Hey guys, what if we were just sitting around and all of a sudden Kent came running in here and killed Nate and raped him? Right on your bed, Joe? What would you guys say?" 6. "Ooh, you're a HOT little fishy, aren't you?" (Talking to a stuffed, mounted fish on the wall) 7. "You know, I'm glad I live here, because if I lived in the jungle, I'd have to worry about lions and tigers and stuff." 8. ".......kill......" 9. "I don't think I'd want to cut my big toe off because then I'd probably fall over all the time." |
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| Miscellaneous Quotes |
| "I'll be right back guys, I need to go blow my load. I mean, shoot my load! I mean, I have to go poop!!" After getting hit in the junk HARD with a basketball, Nate immediately says: "Hey guys, I think that dog is rabid." "The only spitting I'll be doing at her is with the 'ol one-eye." Dave making reference to Dan- "My back is sore, my legs are tired, I have a _____ in my &*#$. "What if Nate was a hot girl? Would there be weirdness between us and him?" Nate to us when we say that- "No hitting on Nate." "This (TV) has warranty coming out of it's ass." "System of A Down tickets?! Dude, I'd wank it for a piece of tape." |
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| To declare revenge, you say "You're dead, Burns!!!" To declare triumph, you say "I dunked on you." To declare unfortunate good luck for a competitor, you say "You'r lucky, Bond." To declare being dominated/conquered, you so "Oh no, I'm bones." |