| COCK!!!!! Sometime ago now, we invented a little game. Sure, it may be a tad vulgar, but that's one of the reasons it is so funny. The game goes like this: when you're in a car and you see someone walking on the street or sidewalk, you let them know that they are cock by yelling "cock" at them. The Rules 1. Anybody not in a car or building is apt for cock-ing. 2. Persons on a motorcycle or other motorized vehicles (riding lawn mowers) may not be cock-ed. 3. You CANNOT cock someone while a pedestrian. You MUST be in a car. 4. If there is a crowd, you may cock individually or cock once. It is at the cock-ers descrestion. 5. In stop-and-go traffic, you may cock the same person numerous times, as long as they are out of eye's view from your window between cock-ings. 6. If you yourself are cock-ed, you may rebute by yelling "dick" or "ass" at those who cock-ed you. 7. If you're in a car talking on a cell phone to someone who happens to be outside, you may cock them. |
| Oh, the Games We Play |
| The Boot Game If memory serves right, we created this one as well. This game is a little simpler than the "Cock Game," and there aren't as many rules. With the premise of the game an either-or situation, one player delivers a question to another player by asking whether they would rather "have relations" with one person or another, with the boot as an escape from both. For example, one may ask: Q. "Courtney Love, or Jack Nicholson." A. "Jack Nicholson now, or 1974." Q. "'74." A. "Boot." That's it. The boot game is often played at campfires but are not restricted to them. Churches, AA meetings, and marriage counseling can also hold these situational questions. One rule, obviously, is that the boot is ALWAYS an option. We would have a better visual for all to see, but that weekend Nate's camera took a mind of it's own so you can't exactly tell that we are pondering a query from the boot game. |
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| God Loves You This next one is probably one of the worst ideas we've ever had. There is no real name for this game except maybe "The Junk Game." The basic idea is to hit somebody in the junk becuase it's funny when someone gets drilled in the nads by someone else. That's it. That's the whole game. We just go around tapping each other where it counts and laugh at the pain it causes. At Lutheran Island Camp, Al thought of a skit to perform where a group of guys simply take turns beating each other in the junk and then say "God Loves You." Genius, really. We've had talks of creating our own TV show called "The Galaxy's Funniest Shots in the Nuts." Much like the old TV show "America's Funniest Home Videos," we would show different scenarios where guys get rocked where it counts and people will laugh at it becuase, hey, it's funny. We went with "Galaxy's" instead of "America's" so that we could tape each other getting hit with space equipment. Again, just because. |