-ON PSEUDOPSYCHOENVIRONMENCOLOGY (cont.)

External Stimuli (observed) -or as in the case of "being under the influence" -External Stimuli (introduced) are among the many things that affect the state of your thinking mind.  A Pseudopsychoenvironment would be a "false state of mind."  So easy to explain, and, as you may have already guessed, the correct definition.

     In the study of false states of mind, we just induce this condition in a subject, then check out what it makes the subject see, say or do.  The different methods of inducing this state vary and each method results in different affects.

     Once pseudopsychoenvironmencology is mastered, one gains great control over others and their actions.  External Stimuli (observed), for example, can be specifically designed to produce a certain desired reaction.  It could take the form of a picture or a commercial on television.  Many successfully creative advertising men are actually well-versed masters of Pseudopsychoenvironmencology.  But aside from that, it's really a shame that got this far in reading this article; for, you see, this article is just such a device.  Now that you've read most of it, you've been "programmed" for a certain unknown, time-delayed action.  You're past the point of no return, you can't stop.  Your WILL can now be bent to this author's devious purposes.  Shortly, you will find yourself uncontrollably compelled to study this book cover to cover, examine the pictures closely, read every article and laugh at the sick jokes... you've been HOOKED, and you can't escape until you find the shortest path through the Mental Maze.  So get cracking and remember to smell the roses along the way.  Thank you and eat some good hay.
 
 

(Note on 11-25-1999: None of this represents my true beliefs; not even when I wrote it 23 years ago.  I wrote it strictly for entertainment value, and with an eye toward experimenting with the concept of a reader being unknowingly "programmed" by the text being read.  A more recent work of mine which also dabbles in this concept can be found in Jimbo's Room [check it out].)