This is my page of really cool stuff I and others have done. I filtered out the crap stuff 'cause I live for the people like that. RepreZENt.

Don't email me.

Don't visit my weblog either!

That's a little reverse psychology. You can use it on your sites for free.

Dear God letters

Where is the TriForce, boy?!

Well, it's been 3 months + since Mr. EKJ Kim had written his thesis. Given the task of editing and publishing, I took it with relish. So much so that I became like a real publisher, slow to produce, and slower to pay! Although Edward may not gain financial security from this article, I'm sure it was his intention to help us understand our bodies. Haha, right. Anyway. Here you go, my friends, all 6 parts!

Part 1: Fat, are we being lied to?

Part 2 : To combat the flab

Part 3: Cholesterol & Diabetes.

Part 4: Are we really herbivores?

Part 5: Conclusion

Part 6: Appendix

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I like eating garbage. I used to love Nickelodeon. Maybe Arnold next time... With "Mr. Widmer"!

Spiderman giving it to Venom, that dorkus malorkus.

Part 2 of E. Kim's article: The Battle for Middle Waistline, or Lipidia Destructio Crescendo Deux.

A quick edit I did.

It's my honoured privilage to announce that we've got a new man on board this fantastic website. A good friend of mine, EKJ Kim. He's written an insightful and humourous article on why I have two spare tyres, one not being in the boot of my car, and it details why if it weren't for my stunning face and large genitals, the chicks would flee away from me, shouting "The blob is coming" or some such else other thing. Anyway, here is Part 1 of the controversial article. Fat, are we being lied to?

Do the dand if you're a man.

Blistering barnacles, you've really let yourself go, Tin tin! By Victor Yang, a great artist and even greater man. Thanks to Ramtin for posing for this one. Find the Easter Egg and e-mail me for a special prize!

Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day.

YOMIGAERU, AIYAAN SHEEEFUUU!

Take that, rewind it back...

Pictures of my stay in Rome

Reynold

Bruce Lee

Fend

Contemporary Past

Optimus

Drift

Reynold Again

Dead Trees

Swift Ninja Justice

Here is a list of cool sites made by gangsters I may or may not know!

Phil's site. It's just as mad as mine. But I didn't SELL OUT YOU COPYRIGHTING FAG! LOLJK!!!!

Maddox' site. He's pretty funny.

Kikkoman Why Kikkoman soy sauce is number one. Props to Simone for this one. Homepage

Why my name is the coolest