Sometimes I just feel like bitching. Yes, image that... me... bitching... Where do we start from?
I was gonna start bitchin about the government, only to find myself asking myself... why do you think anyone cares... and of course... no one really does.
Government is not a fair society that the donkeys or elephants want you to imagine it is. If that was the case, I'd be able to bring home a friggin pay check, and not something that looks like volunteer work.
Fast Food Resturants.
No longer seem to care about time or quality. One morning a few months back, i stopped in at the McDonald's in the town i work in. All ready running late and tummy growlin at me. Took them some 10 minutes for them to get my food. I wouldn't be so irritated about it... but I was like the only person there.
Then the "Burger King Incident"
There's a good reason I don't care for burger king much. You must achieve the lowest IQ possible to work at these joints. It's a requirement. On one bleak, rainy, and hungry Sunday afternoon. Mel and I go out for lunch to gather food. I pull up in the drive thru and through the pouring rain (finding it's way on my lap) I hear, "We only have fish and chicken tenders"
My mind went "huh?" and i says "I'm sorry, say what?"
I hear in the woman's voice a dull robotic like type answer, "We only have fish and chicken tenders."
"ummm... that's what i thought you said... thank you" and i backed out of the drive thru.
Mel says as we are leaving in a sarcastic tone... " I didn't know that Burger King has fish tenders"
I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to ride
with clouds between their knees"
- Superman - Five For Fighting
cruising down a highway going near 80 to pass a car, one would think would be fast enough. Well, except for the dumbass redneck in his white van that pulled up to the back end of Mel's car doing lil more than 95 would be my guess. Kinda scared me cause it didn't look like he was going to slow down and there was no place for me to go. Then when he finally did slow, he was so close all i saw was his grill in my rear view mirror and he wasn't slowing down. So, I took my foot off the gas.
I do that when i get pissed off at someone that is riding my ass. He ended up getting behind the person i was passing.
I then went back to the speed i was at and passed the car I was beside. Then i moved over into the other lane when I passed. The idiot in the van came flying by the car behind me, passed me, then passed in front of me to get off the exit that I was beginning to pass.
Being a Moron should be extremely painful all the time.
I am still just
a rat
in a cage"
- Bullet With Butterfly Wings
- Smashing Pumpkins
words like "horrid" and "wretched"
are the biggest pains in the asses there are, especially now.
First of all, ok... There is nothing wrong with racial profiling. I've never heard of a lil white pregnant woman blowing up a plane. I've never heard of a 80 year old black man blowing up a plane. And I've never heard of the 18 year old boyfriend that is hanging all over his 18 year old girlfriend blowing up a plane.
Now, the mid-eastern middle aged man that you just let through the security gate without any question before all these people.....
But if you have to fly.... Southwest all the way.
