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The Tidal Theory

Dear Muz,

I was out fishing and found this towel washed up in the salt marsh.  I instantly recognized it as the towel you accused me of stealing.  My theory is that someone (Perhaps Rick) left it on the beach late one night.  The tide carried it out into the Atlantic where the currents swept it northward towards Charleston.  By sheer luck, I found it.  I am thankful the mystery of the missing towel has been solved and I am proven blameless.

Your once again favorite son-in-law,

Paul

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