The Shame of It
Dear Muz,
I am ashamed to say that Paul did in fact maliciously
steal your ivy towel. I believe that he wanted it to wrap some dead animal
that he had found on the beach. With apologies, I am now returning your
beloved ivy towel. I had to wash it a dozen or so times to get the stench
out...I'm afraid that it shrunk slightly.
Please forgive Paul, he is a thief, but he is also my husband.
Your 3rd daughter...
Ginger
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