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By George

Dear Muzzie:

I was watching from my kitchen window, while my neighbor hung her laundry to dry.  I noticed an ivy towel, that was not part of her laundry the previous week.  I became very suspicious.

I knew that you were missing one of your towels.

When she went back into the house, I sent my husband to snatch the towel (dressed in his old Army camouflage), and he crawling on his belly, right under it ready to grab, when her Doberman appeared, snarling, foaming at the mouth, and creating such a ruckus, that she called the police.

We never did get the towel.

I will write again, as soon as I raise the Bail to spring George from the BIG HOUSE.

Happy Holidays,

Brenda

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