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"If it's not on here, it's a dastardly waste of resources."

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Bored?  Too much mindless entertainmentMail me if you just want something to do, or if you got a better site.

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"we are not a cult"

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Dead Bride

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Worst way to die

"Swirling vortex of"

"REASEARCH"

HEY!

    Honestly, this is just a page of my favorites.  I made the html file my homepage so I don't run up the counter and go to sites from here.  But if you like it, great, awesome, incredible, and feel free to read the professional intro below:

    The idea here is to make a list of the really spiffy links of our beloved world wide web, cause these days, anyone can make a web page and pollute the internet with mindless snot (ex: Jasper's Links)  Organized (made into organs?) into convenient sections, the links try to expose the intriguing aspects of our culture.  Plus singing disco squirrels and online bubble wrap.  But that's intriguing, too.  Many are strange (my favorites) and most are just cool.  Make sure to bookmark the page, mail me for suggestions (I got mail!) and, if you like it, spread the word.

And here's attempt at a FAQ section. This stands for "frequently asked question."  It's not purposely so pitiful, its just that I don't get a lot of questions asked frequently.

Q: "Where'd you find all these sites!?!?#%&" A: The site started as a list of my best "favorites" and grows whenever I see some weird thing and look it up, get a recommendation from someone, or have a spasm that by pure coincidence results in an interesting link.

Also, I'd appreciated it if you would Report Broken Links

LEGEND:  Bold text means it's on of the best in my opinion.  I do not care about your opinion.   Sites are in alphabetagammical order, in categories. New sites in green.  If it's blue, you can click it.  Yellow generally alerts you to new sections, etc, and orange is to get your attention when I don't want to use yellow because, let's face it, yellow is sooo over-rated.  Red means the link is broke; I'm fixing it or just having trouble letting go.  Maybe it's coming but it has not yet arrived at present.  It's a little hard to see the red text, but don't worry; it's on purpose.

Featured:  Matrix Ping Pong

 If Neo played ping pong (and was two Asian people) this is what it would look like.  I don't know where this video is from, or who made it, or anything about it at all.  But you should just watch it.  Not related but on the same site is Russian Politician Wazup.

Allright, finally got some MAIL.  Just a little bit.  A trickle even.  But now that I've tasted Mail, I cannot just ignore it.  Must...have......MORE MAIL!!!  And no, the really great guy with a webcam who can save me a lot on car insurance doesn't count.

(Cant read the marquee? Tough)

I made the text smaller.

Hey, the Samuel Spades stuff can now be found on it's own little separate page here.

Whoa!  Zing!  Bang!  E-mail!  Anyone who emails me gets a mention in the New Section, "People Who Have E-Mailed Me"

Hey who wants to give me suggestions on the layout of this page?  Should I make it more than one page?  Should I put so-so links in an archives page?  Leave it as it is?  Should I take a hint and just delete the website completely?

Whoever finds the words "plastic fantastic" on my website gets a big bear-hug and a shiny new dime.

Counter

(Ha! Beat that, Jamie's Hula Hoop and Recipes Site!)

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Super Update!

I need a dog.  Can I have your dog?

A)  Yes, I would be honored to be so generous.

B)  No, I'm  overly protective of my pets

Salutations, 

Jasper

Currently Recommended:

Electric Six

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People Who Have E-Mailed Me:

Not counting spam, unless someone actually e-mails me spiced ham, in which case your name gets in bold.

My Dad, Maura, Abby, Nan, Jackie

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Cool Picture

The Cool Picture

The picture that used to be cool but said that "Communism isn't so bad, really" and was patriotically shamed into submission.

The picture that used to be cool started listing to music that some find tasteless.

The picture that used to be cool but that wore suspenders in that un-cool, non-rebellious type way.

The picture that used to be cool but stopped brushing its teeth so, you know.

 

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