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Bored?  Too much mindless entertainmentMail me if you just want something to do, or if you got a better site.

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    Generally Mindless Diversions.

The mindless diversions have melded into one!  This is the biggest thing ever!

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Apple Cubic VR Gallery - 3D images of famous places, click and drag to move.  (Don't forget to zoom)

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Astronomy Shot of the Day - Space is cool.  Actually it's downright chilly.  Freezing, in fact.  No one can hear you scream.  But pretty.

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b3ta - Some really entertaining stuff from our friends across the pond. (I like the games best)

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Bumper Sticker Collection - Many many bumper stickers in alpha order.

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"Cog" Commercial - The coolest thing, like, ever.  Honda parts meet Rube Goldberg.

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Cyber Fireworks or Lady Liberty Fireworks - Click the screen to make fireworks.  Ooohh...aaahh...

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Dancing Bush - Regardless of your political persuasion, this guy can disco.

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Dialectizer - Translate any web page into pig Latin, "redneck", "hacker", or other crazy crazy they're so crazy dialects.  Igpay atinlay ickskay assay. (Also, Jasper's in Cockney)

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Disco Squirrels - Ok, so it's dumb.  But its a genius mix of disco and animal dancing and it makes me want to get my freak on.   Not to mention the genuinely chilling LIPS.

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eBaums World - Flash Cartoons, etc...

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Emotion Eric - More emotions than you can shake a stick at, you crazy emotion stick shaker, you.

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Ernest Vincert Write's Gadsby - Not "Gatsby".  An entire novel of 50,000 words.  Except none of them contain the letter "e".

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Homestar Runner - Hilarious cartoons and games, this is awesome.

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Instrument Jokes - Ways to make fun of people who play the French horn (and other things) on purpose.

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Jig Zone - Online jigsaw puzzles.  You can change the # of pieces and the type  (Try the USA shape with the states on it.)

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Kaleidoscope Painter - Hours of colorful, artsy fun, try the small brush setting

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Kickups or Kickups - I can do better with my feet and a real ball.  No I can't. (Not easily offended? A new version)

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Make your Own Conspiracy Theory - Add-Libs for the politically paranoid.  I never knew "Lynyrd Skynyrd" had such a history with "MADD" and "my pants".

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Monty Python - Sound clips, with other stuff.

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Pencil Clock - Cool, its got hands writing the time!

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Piano Graphique - Compose little song bits with your keyboard.  (Wee bit spooky)

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Rate my Teachers - Yeah I know this sounds like a waste of time, but wait till you realize there is nothing funnier than middle schooler's busting on their teachers.  My favorite: "He kinda looks pregnant."

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Reflex Tester - Yeah, it's better than being dead.  (Also, see these people in Games.)

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Rubber Faces - Warp the faces of people you don't like.

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Planet Simulator - Shows how any thing in the solar system would look from anywhere else at any time.  Cool...

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Techno Kitten Snake - A classic game, with many weird mutations.  Also: Classic Snake

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Snap Bubbles - Online bubble wrap. (Old version)

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Soda Play - Make creatures that move.  You have to be smart, its kind of hard.

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Sterlet Family - Its like "Smart House" on the Disney Channel!  Oh, right, I'm the only one who watches the Disney Channel.

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Stupid Videos - Very funny, lots of clips.  (Theme sounds like "Pop-Up Video"?)

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Text to Speech - You can get computers to say naughty words for you.

bullet Word Smith - Type in something it re-arranges the letters into words.  Pretty cool.

Counter

(Ha! Beat that, Jamie's Hula Hoop and Recipes Site!)

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Super Update!

I need a dog.  Can I have your dog?

A)  Yes, I would be honored to be so generous.

B)  No, I'm  overly protective of my pets

Salutations, 

Jasper

Currently Recommended:

Electric Six

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People Who Have E-Mailed Me:

Not counting spam, unless someone actually e-mails me spiced ham, in which case your name gets in bold.

My Dad, Maura, Abby, Nan, Jackie

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The Cool Picture

The picture that used to be cool but said that "Communism isn't so bad, really" and was patriotically shamed into submission.

The picture that used to be cool started listing to music that some find tasteless.

The picture that used to be cool but that wore suspenders in that un-cool, non-rebellious type way.

The picture that used to be cool but stopped brushing its teeth so, you know.

 

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