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The Strip

"If it's not on here, it's a dastardly waste of resources."

Google

About.com

Ebay

Mapquest

Fandango

News

Weather

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Bored?  Too much mindless entertainment?  Mail me if you just want something to do, or if you got a better site.

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Google Searchers

"we are not a cult"

conspiracy sauce

unicycle

Dead Bride

sumo

Worst way to die

"Swirling vortex of"

"REASEARCH"

    Other Stuff

Referency Sites

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Darwin Awards - It's ok, you can laugh. They're dead.

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National Geographic Maps - Yes, look at the maps.

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Famous Fonts - Cool fonts to rip off you favorite shows Disney and Stuff.

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Free Translation - Translate stuff in different languages.  Pourquoi? Je ne sais pas, vous tête de fèces.

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Rhyme Dictionary - If you're sitting all alone, no one to call (you broke the phone), I know that you're just killing time, so why not make a funny rhyme? (It's a rhyme dictionary)

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Something Awful - Awful things.  No, interesting tidbits, Photoshop creations, and automatic nirvana achievement.  I hear about this site constantly

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Slang Dictionary - A Fab-flippin-tastic, venerable Vibe

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Special Effects Library - How to do all this cool movie stuff so you don't actually have to jump through a window.  (Trust me, its not good.  Especially if your tassels get caught in the leotard straps and....oh wait, uh, never mind)

 

More Links Sites

In case this one is not good enough for you.  I'm mainly putting this here because I stole some cool sites from them.  And it's not like the belong to them but I don't want to risk any violence.  Please don't hurt me.  (These are in order of goodness.)

 
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The Ultimate Insult - Good site for links of interesting thing-ges.

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Bored.com - Fine.  Leave.  See if Jasper cares.  Jasper has better things to do.

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URouLette - Randomly generates possible URLs for your viewing pleasure.  (No, not porn.)

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Two Dorks - Good links that I snatched.  Click the links button.

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Jasper's Links - Good site, takes like forever to load.  Other Jasper's Links: 1 2 3 4

 

Games.

Games sites.  Consisting of games.  My favorites are underneath.  If you get a high score, put a link to my site!  Or not.  Never mind,  nix that.  Is that too corny?  You decide.  I think that is corny.  But you decide.  Even though it's corny.

More to come I swear.  Ok, maybe I don't swear.

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Addicting Games - Zillions of gamies, really awesome.  Alien Abduction Insaniquarium

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Coffee Break Arcade - More interesting games.

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Free Arcade - Free games of different types includes... Javanoid, Fillit, Jet Slalom

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Game Makers - From Denmark?  I recommend... GoneBallistic, StarCab

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Neopets - Your virtual pet that won't die!  (I know, no fun)  Best part is the Clown Killing Game

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Pop Cap Games - Cool games.  Obviously.  I'm running out of ways to say "this site has games".

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Yahoo Games - Lots of them, and you can play with other people, too.

 

Flash Cartoon Sites

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Drifter TV

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Homestar Runner

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New Grounds

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Weebls-Stuff.com

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RatherGood

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Disco Squirrels, Blode, Gay Bar, Clows, Badgers Badgers Badgers

Comics

UComics and Comics.com

Non Sequitor | Pearls Before Swine | Get Fuzzy | The Boondocks | Doonesbury | Close to Home | Calvin and Hobbes | Foxtrot | Dilbert (Dave Barry)

Counter

(Ha! Beat that, Jamie's Hula Hoop and Recipes Site!)

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Super Update!

I need a dog.  Can I have your dog?

A)  Yes, I would be honored to be so generous.

B)  No, I'm  overly protective of my pets

Salutations, 

Jasper

Currently Recommended:

Electric Six

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People Who Have E-Mailed Me:

Not counting spam, unless someone actually e-mails me spiced ham, in which case your name gets in bold.

My Dad, Maura, Abby, Nan, Jackie

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Cool Picture

The Cool Picture

The picture that used to be cool but said that "Communism isn't so bad, really" and was patriotically shamed into submission.

The picture that used to be cool started listing to music that some find tasteless.

The picture that used to be cool but that wore suspenders in that un-cool, non-rebellious type way.

The picture that used to be cool but stopped brushing its teeth so, you know.

 

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