ATA - Telemarketers thingy

Audio Treasure - The Bible in mp3, for those really long car drives, in like a million languages.

Bill Gates' House - Every good citizen should know it in case of an emergency.  God bless America, land of opportunity.

BLO: Barbie Liberation Organization - Non-profit entity seeking to switch the voice chips of talking barbie and GI Joe.  Joe says, "Let's plan our dream wedding..."

Break Dancing Moves - "Useless" because I can't break dance.  I look like a drowning spider monkey.  (Also see "Line Dancing" below)

Crossroads - The PennDOT site with driving quizzes that are occasionally insulting.  "That's messed up, I'm gonna keep it real out there.  Whatever.   ...Yeah!"

Cult of the Almighty Dave - An exclusive club for an exquisite name.  (Its almost worth changing your name to Dave, and I'm not just talking to the guys.)

The Ejection Site - All about ejection seats.  All about ejection seats.

Extreme Croquet - I'm serious, there like a whole league.  This must be the coolest sport ever.

Fish Cam - Fish Webcam.  Wow!  They swim!        Or float.  Whatever.

TV Tickets - Get tickets to TV show tapings (helps to be in CA, maybe NY).  Yeah, I know this is probably the least useless of the links, but I couldn't find another place to put it.

Gimme a Buck - This guy wants a buck from you.  Are you really going to give him a dollar?  I didn't.

Invest in Clonaid - Invest in the company that says they cloned someone!

Hot Braille - See stuff translated into Braille.  I don't know how helpful this is on the computer screen.

Land of Marbles - You know you've always secretly thought marbles were cool.  C'mon.  I mean, there just, kinda....  I don't know how to explain it, whaaaa!

Line Dancing - Git you grooove on, bebay.  Line dancing is the next big thing  (Also see "Break Dancing" above)

Lucha Libre - Mexican pro-wrestling.  'Nuff said.  Wait, actually, that's not decisive at all.

Moose Cam - Spot a moose.  Time could not pass any slower.

Music CD Settlement - Do you want to screw the record companies?  These guys do!

Oh My God there's an Axe in my Head - How to say it in a billion languages.

Online Names Book - See if a horse is named after you.  I'm rooting for "Spunky Bottoms".

Paper Plate Education - Things to do with paper plates.  I swear I'm not kidding.

Prime Number Page - All about...prime numbers.  Hm.

Pumpkin Nook - I'm all about the pumpkins, as everyone knows.  Link is the record pumpkin page (1400 lbs.)

Rexie's Pagey-Wagey - An excellent pet-owner site.

Roller Coaster Database - Info on many many roller coasters throughout the world.  Including ones you will never see.

Sentient Jet Service - Rent a private jet!  And pay for it!

Spiderman - If your not gay. Yet.  Plastic fantastic!

Steve "The Whistler" - This guy can whistle really reelly gud.  Don't even try to whistle along.

World "Rock Paper Scissors" Society - What it sounds like.  Tournaments, rule book, FAQ.  If only they had uniforms (then again, you never know...).