Alcor Life Extension Foundation - Helpful FAQ's and other information for those interested in freezing their head before they die. Say "Hi" to Walt for me.

Brief Relief - Kick ass music and a spiffy site with nice looking people hide the fact that their selling bags to pee in "on the go".

Fakeney Jean Spears - Britney backlash at its worst.  Total bashing on the Queen of the Tween-Scene reveals horrible insecurities of the author.  (This website would never reveal my insecurities.)

Cat Scan - No, not the hospital procedure.  Think scanner...cat...

Circle One Network - Corporately twisting the minds of our young generation.  Feel used?

Circus of the Scars book - I don't even know, but Madame Talbot's has some cool pictures ad there are some side-show act links.

Coffee Enemas - Oh good god.  I'm sorry for ever typing those words.  I'll be cringing for a week.  Holy.....

Cool 2B Real -  A "tween" oriented site oddly funded by America's Beef Producers (notice the burger,  tacos, etc...)  This is twisted.

The Death Clock - How many days till you die? Find out. (Did it change its mind for anyone else?) (Also a real one)

Dr. Beaurieux's Report - Apparently, decapitation isn't as deadly as we thought.

Ghost Cam - Spooky, maybe you will see a ghooooooost....(no its not the thing you stare at till a face pops up.)

How to Toilet Train Your Cat - This is pretty cool, I guess, except for the intense look of concentration on the cat's face.

International Clown Hall of Fame - I think I want to start an anti-anti-anti-clown club.  We can have s'mores?  How can you have s'more if you haven't had an yet? You're killing me Smalls.

It's the End of the World as we Know It...Again - Excellent site dealing with Armageddon.  Informative.  Stimulated.  Diabolical.  Also A Brief History of the Apocalypse

Klingon Language Institute - Oh, yeah.  Screw Spanish, this is the fastest growing language in the galaxy.  "Your mother has a smooth forehead, earthling scum!" Yay!

Megamouth - Cool fish!  Ugly as a butt, though.

Obituaries - Find out who died across the US.  Convenient!

Paard - En Ponyverkoop - Turn up your speakers and soak in the essence of pony.

Perverted Disney - Great list of perverted parts of Disney movies.  Be popular at parties.

Philadelphia Oddities - Some home turf info, freaky stuff.  (Check out "Harriet")

Prosthetic Eye Project - Cool, fake eyeballs.  Slimy.  Ever get the feeling a prosthetic eye is watching you?

Puppet Terrors - Expensive puppets to DIE FOR.  Wha ha ha ha HA.  (Cool links, too)

Roswell Report - The Air Force's official report.               OF DOOOOOOOOM.

SETI@home - Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence.  Use your computer to help find aliens.  (The crunchy ones are best with BBQ sauce)

The Secret Cinema - Another Philly institution, interesting, eh?

Theatre 8 - Australian youth theater.  Check out some pictures (Ex: click)

Ultimate Beer Gut Contest - I think this is a cover for people who eat dinosaurs.

Urine Therapy - An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but it's not as good as say, peeing in your food.

Ventriloquist Ring - Links to all good stuff about how to make wooden dolls with makeup talk to children.  Great for isolating friends.

Weird and Different Recipes - There are some cool things in here to explore if you avoid vomiting and short circuiting your keyboard.

The Witches League for Public Awareness - Seriously, it's about time we clear up those misconceptions about witches, don't you think?  They are citizens, too.

You're Going to Hell - Oh my yes.  Turn up your speakers as you enjoy browsing mortal sins.  It's all about the music