Weekly3laughs

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he asked politely, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, and "I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isnt it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt, then replied, "That's because he's inside your damn cat."~Sent in by Julia

A couple had been married for 15 years. One afternoon, they were working in their garden together. As the wife bends over to pull weeds, the husband comments, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge! I bet it's as big as the gas grill now!"
The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got his yardstick and measured both the gas grill and his wife's butt. "Yep!" he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife decided to let him do the gardening alone after that. She went inside and didnt speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening, when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?" the wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked suprized.
She replied, "You dont think I am firing up this big gas grill for that one little weeny, do you??"~~Submitted by Theresa

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asks him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."~~submitted by Rebecca