Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years...
You are only young once, but you can stay immature forever.
Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you!
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Who is General Protection Fault and why is he reading my hard disk?
***ERROR 666 - HARD DRIVE POSESSED. LOAD EXOR.SYS (Y/N)***
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is definitely not for you
Follow your dreams, except the one where you're at school in your underwear.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
There are 3 kinds of people: People who can count, and people who can't.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!
Famous last words: "No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. --Joan Rivers
-e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm."
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes, too.
One out of every four people is suffering from some kind of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. -- Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.