| Ten things I hate
that people say |
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?
- People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.
- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
- When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?
- When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No loser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
- People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really
give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
- When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.
- When people say "life is short". What the F**k?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?
- When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet"?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
- When you get a haircut over the weekend, come into work and people
ask "Did you get a hair cut?" ... No dipsh*t. I woke up this morning and it was
like that.
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