| Describing a dummy |
- A few beers short of a six-pack.
- All foam, no beer.
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- As smart as bait.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Doesn't have all her corn flakes in one box.
- Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- He has an IQ of room temperature.
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
- If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Skylight leaks a little.
- The cheese slid off her cracker.
- The lights are on, but nobody's home.
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
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