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- Can I buy you a drink?
I would think so - why don't you ask the bartender?
- Can I buy you a drink?
I'd rather just have the cash.
- Can I have your name?
Why - haven't you already got one?
- Can I spend the evening with you?
I gave up baby-sitting years ago.
- Do you mind if I smoke?
I don't care if you burn.
- Have you got a problem with that?
No, only with you.
- I never forget a face.
Neither do I, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- I'd like to marry you.
I'd rather skip straight towards the divorce.
- I'd like to see more of you.
There isn't any more of me.
- I'm sure I could turn you on.
You couldn't even turn on a radio.
- I'm sure I've noticed you before.
I'm not sure I've even noticed you yet.
- Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
No, it's a gun.
- Kiss me and I'll tell you a secret.
I know your secret - I work at the clinic.
- May I introduce myself?
Certainly - try those people over there.
- My body's like a temple.
I'd have said it was more like an amusement park.
- Shall we go all the way?
Yes, as long as it's in different directions.
- Shall we go to your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
- Stay a minute and let me get you a drink.
Just give me the cash - I'll get one later.
- When can we be alone?
When we're not with each other.
- When should I phone you?
Whenever I'm not there.
- Where have you been all my life?
What do you mean - I wasn't even born for the first half of it.
- Women say I have the gift of the gab.
Wrap it up, then.
- Would you like to come for a drink with me next week?
I'm not thirsty.
- You seem to me like a sensible girl.
That's right - I won't go anywhere near you.
- Your face is absolutely perfect.
So is yours . . . for radio.
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