| Things not to say
to a naked guy |
- (giggle and point!)
- Are you cold?
- At least this won't take long.
- But it still works, right?
- Can I be honest with you?
- Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
- Do you take steroids?
- Does it come with an air pump?
- Every heard of clearasil?
- Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
- I didn't know they came that small.
- I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
- I never saw one like that before.
- If you get me real drunk first.
- It looks like a night crawler.
- It looks so unused.
- It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
- It's more fun to look at.
- It's ok, we'll work around it.
- I've smoked fatter joints than that.
- Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
- Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
- Maybe it looks better in natural light.
- My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
- Never mind, why bother.
- Oh no, a flash headache.
- Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
- So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
- This explains your car.
- What is that?
- Where's the rest of it?
- Who circumcised you?
- Why don't we just cuddle?
- Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
- Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
- Wow, but your feet are so big.
- You know they have surgery to fix that.
- Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
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