Season Two

Season Two Season Two

Confession

"I'm Irish Catholic. I got a sense of closure at Max's wake."

"Max is dead. I accept it, but I'll never accept it, you know?"

Wages of Love

"Four closets with his clothes, one closet with hers?"

Logan: "Is she blond, about 30?"
Woman: "She's blond, but if Melanie's 30 I'm Vanilla Ice."
Cerreta: "Who?"
Logan (to Cerreta): "It wasn't the wife." QML

Melanie Cullen: "Now I don't even know what category to look under!"
Logan: "How about 'Housewife from Kings Highway, Brooklyn'?"
Cullen: "There's nothing wrong with being a housewife from Kings Highway."
Logan: "Unless your husband wants a hostess from Georgetown."

(Sorting through a victim's mail): "Here's your motive -- Cullen won a million bucks, right from Ed McMahon."

Aria

Asylum

Old woman: "Night before last, there was a naked man with a crossbow running up and down W. 74th Street."
Logan: "Where did he keep the arrows?" QML

"This doesn't look like the scotch and soda club."

"Earth to Number 4, step back!"

God Bless the Child

"We're investigating the death of a little girl, not a soul."

"Any more of this and I'm gonna be brain dead."

Misconception

Doctor: "Some women sneeze too hard and it causes a miscarriage. Others run a triathlon and everything's hunky-dory."
Logan: "What's that, a medical term?" QML

[Scene: Logan has told Cerreta that when he was driving a cab back in college, he'd sometimes park outside Janie Meyers' house and leave the meter running, then pay the fare when he was "done".]
Cerreta: "So, that'd be, what, 2 or 3 dollars?"
Logan: "More like to Jersey and back." QML

"Ours is not to question why, just to pick up the garbage."

"The only way he trekked out to Kennedy Airport is if they moved it to Times Square."

In Memory Of...

"You look at these, you think people misplace their kids like they lose umbrellas."

Out of Control

Olivet: "Is it just me, Detective, or [do you have a problem] with all women who have triple digit IQs?"
Mike: "You're the only one I know, Doc." QML

Renunciation

Phil: "The DMV says there are 24,000 Mercedes in the city. Did we miss something in the go-go 80s?"
Logan: "Speak for yourself, big daddy. *I* had a *great* time."QML

Kaufer: "Hey, I'm a lover, not a killer."
Logan: "I'm happy for you, Romeo. You know, I bet there's a couple guys up in Attica who'd love your company." QML

Logan [to Kaufer]: "Tell ya what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna put you in a lineup, and if either one of 'em picks you out, you're *toast*." QML

Heaven

"Every kid wants to be a fireman."

"Call me impulsive."

Man: "Have you got a warrant?"
Logan: "Nope, and I don't have a reservation either."

His Hour Upon the Stage

"I wouldn't trust them with my laundry."

Star Struck

"Thou shalt not steal except when nobody gets hurt?"

"Phil, we're not even pregnant!"

"You're about the sanest person we've met all week."

Severance

"What's he gonna do -- mail himself back to Canada?"

"Maybe Mr. Plowhorse was dunking his donut in someone else's coffee." QML

"Law degree -- it's a license to lie."

"Twenty five G's...That's a hell of an aspirin."

Blood is Thicker....

"What is he, Houdini?"

[Scene: Phil and Mike coming out of store speculating on how Ryder would expect finding the body in a seedy area of town would close the case.]
Mike: "My ass. Case open." QML

"Come on, who cares about the religion of the guy your wife is boffing?" QML

Cerreta: "You the expert on lousy moms?"
Logan: "As a matter of fact, I am."

"You're a real specimen, Henry -- stupid, drugged, and violent."

Trust

Vengeance

"Your son got one of these? Manhattan Power employee ID?"

[Scene: Logan questioning an accused serial killer.]
"You know what I want to know? Why'd you switch from ties to electrical cord? Did that work better?" QML

Sisters of Mercy

"Her eyeballs are going through the ceiling. That ain't drunk."

"I confess -- we used to lift the wine once in a while."

(during a search of Sister Bettina's room): "I keep thinking I'll get struck by lightning for doing this."

Cradle to Grave

"You don't go to the ER to watch the scenery."

"I'm doing the best I can with seventh grade Spanish!"

"Yeah, we know. You only invite your friends into your inner sanctum."

"Just give me an excuse..."

"All right, give me my coat back, man!"

The Fertile Fields

"Your clothes are on fire, you're going to be doing a rain dance."

Intolerance

"Bullets don't recognize your IQ."

"God bless bureaucracy!"

Silence

"Every con has a sob story."

"A lawyer -- slick and pushy?"

The Working Stiff

"I guess the moment's over." QML

"Maybe the mafia plays the stock market."

"This guy bought up companies like I buy six packs."

"Your boss had more degrees than a thermometer."

"But what? McFadden died of egg shells in his brain?"

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