"Warrant this, lady!"
"'Trust' and 'lawyer'--there's a pair of words that don't match!"
Greevey: "Do you think a lot of cops are gay?"
Logan: "No way, man. The Department's got a special test. They look you in the eye, and if your left eye blinks before your right eye, they know you're gay." [winks with left eye] QML
"I�m hot-wired. I'm gonna live forever."
"Lets go pay a visit to Warren Beatty."
"Willie Tivnan has a rap sheet as long as Encyclopedia Britannica."
[Scene: Maggie gets out of police cruiser. Logan + Greevey pull up, Logan slips the siren on her. Logan and Maggie meet each other on the sidewalk; Maggie has gotten Logan a meeting with a furrier.]
Maggie: "So, is this good for a dinner?"
Logan (smirks, puts hands in pocket): "Well that depends on what dinner's good for."
Maggie: "Ohhhhhh. Well, let's put it this way: you don't have a chance in hell without it."
Logan: "Very cold, Maggie."QML
"He must be an all star. He's hitting the ball so hard, he's making it bleed."
"I think whoever's paying his bill ought to adopt me."
"Roach coach is open."
"Everything's a mirror to her. She holds a dying child up to it and all she sees is how it affects her." QML
"What, I don't look like I have a green thumb?"
"What, are you taking a poll?"
"You're still tap-dancing."
"The post-Kitty Genovese era. No one wants to look--they think they'll get involved."
"I was thinking of puking just to improve the smell."
[Scene: Logan sifting through area under stairwell and picking out items with salad tongs]
Greevey: "Remind me never to eat at your house."
Logan: "They're perfectly good tongs. You think I'm going to throw them away?" QML
Pilefsky: "You're bluffing!"
Logan: "Yeah, we'd be real upset if something happened to a piece of crap like you." QML
"Hell of a way to say 'Welcome to America'."
"I forgot--the mafia doesn't exist."
"Last I heard, annoyance isn't a valid defense."
"You're right, Max. This guy is as stupid as he looks."
[Scene: police digging up NJ mob cemetery]
Stone: "What have we got?"
Logan: "Masucci's greatest hits." QML
Logan to Stone, after straightening up Beigel�s fedora and putting it on the body: "Your witness, counselor." QML
[Scene: Greevey and Logan go into club to look for Masucci.]
Owner: "He's not here."
Logan: "Pardon me if we think you're full of it." QML
[Scene: after sister hits Masucci]
"I *like* that woman!" QML
"Stupid and tough is a bad combination."
"Like a roach motel--cockroaches check in, but they don't come out."
"I'm just a cockeyed optimist."
Logan: "What about the priest, Torres?"
Woman: "You know him?"
Logan: "We pray at his church sometimes."
"It's just like the Gospels -- four guys telling the same story and they're all different."QML
Greevey: "I don't want to see this guy without backup."
Logan: "I don't want to see him without nuclear weapons!"QML
"What's Russian for 'You're under arrest'?"
"If you'd given me a shotgun while my mom was slamming me against a wall, I would've blown her head off -- but my father? Not even if he caught me killing the old lady." QML
"How could anyone eat something that could even get to smell like this?"
Greevey [to Spanish-speaking perp]: "Yo sabe que muerto Mustafa?"
Perp, laughing: "*Tu* sabes que *tu* muertes Mustafa?"
Greevey: "No, *YO* sabe o yo muerto!"
Logan [to Greevey]: "I think 'yo' means 'I'. You're saying 'I killed Mustafa.'"QML
Logan [looking at Arabic fax]: "Looks like a break-dancing chicken wrote this!" QML
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