What is the Evil Spork? What makes it so evil? Where does it get its powers? Who controls it...or better yet, who does it control?..
In order to survive,thee must know the answers to these questions. Thy mind filled with wonder. Marveling about just the very significance of a petty spork. 'Tis erroneous to have such thoughts on one's mind. For, questioning the Spork leads to iniquitous consequences...
So, come,my friend. Explore the world of the Evil Spork. Learn about its verdancy in virtue and its observation of mischief...
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