<~...The Anti-Sporkists...~>
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This page will be dedicated to all kinds of things of the  anti-Spork propaganda. This is for information, but soon we shall put a stop to this!  Free Winona!
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Look at this. I was sent this "Which utensil are you" quiz, and this is what I got. A Spork. This is absolutely insane and irrelevant. A Spork isn't a utensil! The creators of this quiz must be educated immediately! Oh, but wait. It is not the mere obscure and repulsive fact that they have included the Almighty Spork(not the Spork of Doom, but of its origin anyway) in their unwitty little test to amuse humans who have so wrongfully brutally treated creations of their own and other species. They had the nerve to add this..:

You are a spork! You are a mismatched hodgepodge of a personality, and as such, utterly useless.


Mismatched? Useless? Utterly useless!? I think not! Who do they think they are? Surely, come ignorant, demented creatures not worthy of the incredible master and God of all, The Spork of Doom!!! And the author of this awful quiz shall suffer the worst consequences for spreading the useless Spork propaganda over the world wide web. Many people not knowing of the Spork would consider the basterd correct, because of their naive and easily brainwashed minds.

Prepare to meet thy demise, Kaiba...er misinformed fool! The Yu-Gi-Oh! is very addictive.
I am a spork!
what kitchen utensil are YOU?
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