The conspiracy first started during The Era Of The Evil Spork in California. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the mysterious John F. Kennedy Assassination(later mocked by band, Marilyn Manson),
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the Sporks they carry around everywhere. They hide them in their bags or pockets. The Sporks are only out in their hands if they are influenced by the Spork to kill.
They want to put an end to all cheerleaders, as well as others who provoketh the Great Spork, and imprison resisters in The Torture Room, using fly swatters as deadly weapons.
In order to prepere for this, thou must never provoke the Spork, and join the Sporkists.
~Form a Circle of Sporkism followers
~Get a Spork of own and uniquely name It
~Not be a cheerleader or even think of being one
Unleash thy anger! Spork an enemy!