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One of the most wicked, cheery enemies of ours(unless thou belongeth to the anti- Sporkist community) Of course, everybody has seen The Care Bears. Most have as naive children, some were forced for the sake of one's life. And surely we all know *disgusted* Cheer Bear..ugh. It is brainwashing children everywhere into considering the awful bear "cute", when my friend, nothing is how it seems! Well, it really doesn't seem as if this horrid creature is "cute", but some of us do. It was too late for them. Now, "cute" or not, Cheer Bear must be stopped! We must do anything and everything in our power to do so! Go to the message board and speak out! Together we will put a stop to all things cheery... |
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Of course they're on this page. They will always be on this page and similar pages. i really don't think there should be much explainations why cheerleaders are shit. It is very obvious, but I shall explain once again to the ignorant and oblivious. They consider themselves athletes, when they do nothing more than bounce and lift each other up...not to mention cheer for the "team" with the perky voices of theirs...ugh. They are usually conceited, but sometimes not. Rarely. I soon will seek pages of cheerleading and make it easier for thou to leave insults in their guestbooks. Their cheese, er, cheer is always fake. Always. |
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Now, as if censoring Daria (the only good show on this horrible network), the people who work on "The N" claim that they acknowledge our lives, when they are nothing but middle aged scums eager to get money for their inaccurate representation. They find the stupidest problems, such as the ones on 7th Heaven, and make "short" films about them in between the moronic shows, excluding Daria. Now, we can't really stop them, since they are in New York. If only the horrid network was in LA, we'd riot in front of the builfing once gathered enough anti-noggin mortals. We still can do something about this. Go to the Anti-Noggin Project. Then, post thy comments on how the N must cease to claim the false promises.
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Everybody knows this face..everybody knows this mutant...Barney... Young children believe it is a real dinosaur full of love and joy, older mortals consider him a man in a giant constume who want to bring the worlf love, which may or may not be a good thing. However, there is one thing most of us don't know..Barney is very much real..he is a real mutant of a dinosaur who wants things his way. He will not stop at anything to acheive his goals. Barney the beast wants to take over the world, and make it green and purple such as himself. While he is succeeding at brainwashing children, one of him main goals is to rape all of his co-stars. Disturbing,yes. Successful, not really. He has done it before to some of the unfortunate, mindless actors that want to "love" Barney. They do it for the money..but once Barney gets his obese dinosaur skin on the unsuspecting kids, they forget about the money, having urges to "love' Barney and make the world a better place. They think that they can accomplish that with the help of Barney, when it is all just false promise to the tender souls. This awful creature will keep up with these horrid actions, unless assassined. Nobody knows the location of Barney's Lair, not even I. It must be found! Let us put an end to Barney the perverted beast, and search for the lair of his. Barney's plan might seem very clever at first, but he is making but one mistake...he lures people with "love". Nobody is attracted by love these days. On the other hand, that is not how it was back in the day... |
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Ha! Yes, this is Perky. Most have possibly seen it before, if not, there it is. Surely, Perky is one of the most annoying enemies. The most annoying one is Perky#2, which is included in this category as well, I suppose. Just consider it two in one. Yes, yes, two in one. Very clever. To see how stupid this creature is, see the chatroom chat with perkyalienumba1 and superhacker. Perky has been irritatingly telling everybody how I am "mean to her", "we aren't friends anymore", etc.,etc. Not to mention the endless IMs I have been getting. Fortunately, this was over a long time ago, however it lasted for a long time as well. Oh, and Perky#2 is Perky's friend. That's actually how she became one of the imbeciles on this list. Perky told her lesbian lover, Perky#2 to IM me constantly trying to offend me using various idiotic "insults".... Both of the Perkies lack intelligence and possess pure ignorance. Not a surprise for a perky persona, of course. There's more to it, but I haven't slept in so long.... |
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These are only two of the main groups of enamies the Spork has. They are the plastic forks and spoons. The competition. Needless to say, these actual utensils try to steal the Spork's status. Yet, they are nothing but mere eating tools, unlike the Spork. Everytime I see a fork or spoon, I crush it, and to support the Spork, one must do the same. Let's destroy these gang-bangers together. |
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