| Welcome one and all to another edition of Cousin's Corner. Miss me? Oh come on not even just a little? Alrighty then I know you did, no need to say it. I wouldnt want to embarras you fine readers. Anyways, this Cousin's Corner is more about me than you. You see I am going to try and use this column to my advantage. Yes indeed, this time the system works for me. I am going to give off a list of all my favorite products and then see the freebies roll in from all the grateful sponsors. First off I am going to say Coke is the greatest pop on the face of this or any other planet. Can I get a whoooooop whooooooop. Coca Cola, that cool refrshing drink. Yes Coke, say it with me boys and girls. Coke, let's spell it. C.O.K.E. this is the pop just for me. And if regular coke isnt your cup of tea, then try Vanilla or Cherry.They give ya that zing when you just feel zogged. Now food is always a good thing to go with that nice refreshing coke. And the thing to eat in Crown Point is Carriage Court. Oh yes I said Carriage Court. Don't you like the way those words just roll off the tongue. The pizza is to die for. When your in the mood for some grease with just a tad of pizza on top, then Carriage Court should become your home away from home. Go try some now. Well not quite yet, finish reading this first, then go and try some. You won't be dissapointed. Now if it is a hot day outside and you are feeling like something cool, then go to your local supermarket and pick up some Freeze pops. Yes Freeze pops. They come in a variety of flavors like Garpe, Lemon lime, Orange, and even starwberry and blueberry. Flavor ice Flavor ice, keeps ya cool and tastes so nice. Now to name off a few more things just off the top of my head. Dominos, Pizza Hut, McDonalds, Burger king.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Whoppers, Stromboli Sandwiches from Bronkos, Quick Chocolate Milk....powder not the liquid.......and finally Taco Bell. Yes Taco Bell, where all your taco needs are fullfilled. Come in today and try the steak quesadia....or however the hell you spell it......also try the hard shelled tacos.....the tacos that give you the most bang for your buck. Yes taco Bell come in today and receive a free soft shelled taco if you mention this add......Jess told me to throw all that in.....she is shooting for a bonus and a management position. Well thats it for this edition of Cousin's Corner. Hope to see you all again real soon. Oh and for all you companies I just mentioned out there, I'll be waiting for my free goods. |
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