| Hello again all you fine people out there. Once again I return for another edition of Cousin's Corner. Yes I know it has been damn near a month since the last one and I know I said it would be every week. But as one would say sh#$ happens. Had to bleep that out just in case someone under 10 reads this. See I am family friendly also. Now onto the topic at hand. Last time I razzled and dazzled you with my idea on midget mud wrestling, but this time I have to get a tad more serious. Have you ever woken up in the morning and took that first morning breath. And when you take that morning breath you get that funky sensation. Let me tell you many a time I have had that happen. Well I am here to bring this matter to light. It is called to morning toot. Yes I said morning toot, or in terms that more of you can undersand FART. I think toot is more dignified so I will refer to it like that from here on in. See when a man or woman, whether she likes to admit it or not, gets the old eyes open in the morning, there seems to be a reaction of sorts. Maybe its the smell of the new day. Maybe it's the bodily functions working on a set timer. Or maybe it is just the shock of actually waking up at all, especially for you older folks. This is one of the mysterys of life. The morning toot isn't meant to be funny. It isn't meant to be rude. It is just plain meant to be. So remember the next time you wake up and have to dive out the window for fresh air, don't be disgusted. I say take a deep breath of it in, sit back, and know that another day of worse experiences lie ahead of ya. Then maybe the toot won't seem so bad. |
