Hello Everyone,
Welcome to the first edition of Cousin's Corner. This is a forum for my thoughts and my thoughts only. If any of you have any responses to what I may say, or if any of you have a problem with what I say then tell it to someone who gives a rat's ass. No just kidding. I care about all of the opinions by you, the faithful readers. So send all hate mail to Jessica. She is the fool who is letting me talk on here afterall. Now on to today's topic, actually this very well might be a weekely topic cause I may be just to lazy to figure out a new topic everyday. Besides, you people don't deserve to hear from me each and everyday anyways. Have any of you out there ever had a not so fresh feeling. I know I have. Like this one time when I was at the beach and this fish swam up my shorts. Ok I have said too much already. Actually this weeks topic (yes I said weeks cause I just decided that a week was good enough for me) is midget mud wrestling. I think we need to see some on TV. I mean think of the possibilties. I am sure it would catch on with the general viewing public. Think of the endorsements. I mean you could have one of them little guys on tv trying to sell corn flakes, IN MUD!!!! Hell they could be in mud selling anything. In fact all commercials should have midgets in mud. Yeah midget mud TV. My god it could be just like MTV except no music videos, no Real World, just midgets IN MUD!!!! Now the only thing I can think of that would top that is.........hell who am I kidding you can't top that. Midgets IN MUD!!!! Once the midgets in mud craze kicks in, then you could market them. Midgets in mud action figures. Come complete with a mudpit. Then the day will come when you can rent the real thing. Midgets will be at your doorstep in hours waiting to entertain the whole family. Well I think I have said enough for now. But let me just leave you with a final thought. Don't be surprised if someday you are watching the tv, and interrupting your favorite program comes a special presentation. Then the face of one of them little guys pops up all covered in mud and cackling like a munchkin from the Wizard Of Oz. Don't turn off your sets or change the channel. Just go with the flow. Midgets in mud are going to take over your airwaves very soon. God bless their little dirty hearts. See you next time on Cousin's Corner. |
