Well guys and gals it is time once again for another Cousin's Corner. Why you ask? Cause I can and I really have nothing else better to do. Then again maybe you have nothing better to do yourself. I mean why else would you be reading this dribble? So thus far in this Cousin's Corner we have covered two subjects. One, I am bored off my ass and two you are a sad assed person for reading a guy's writings when he is really bored. Now that I have said that you are probably not even going to make it to this sentence. You probably gone by now and I am talking to nobody. Life is funny sometimes. In fact that reminds me of an old saying. Food is good if your hungry. Drinks are good if your thirsty. But for god's sakes always drive a Volvo.
Yeah,Yeah I know what you are thinking. That made no sense at all, but you know what I am tired and bored and like I said before nobody is reading this anyway. So where was I? Oh yeah, I was talking about life. Yep it sure is funny. That's it, just funny. What you thought I was going to say something else? Well if your looking for me to say life is like a box of chocolates, or life is like crazy glue stuck to your dork after getting kinky with a rubber chicken then forget it. I won't ever say things like that. I won't ever say life is like a half crazed, drugged out hooker after being slapped around by her pimp. Nope wont ever hear me saying that.
Take my advice kids, when life is giving you the wedgie of a lifetime and your nuts are in your throat, ladies don't apply they would like it too much, then go out and yell from the mountain tops. I AM NOT ASHAMED OF CROSSDRESSING AND DONKEYS HAVE RIGHTS TOO.
This has been another quick addition of Cousin's Corner for those that are still with me. And for those who may have been offended or quit reading, Screw ya. Like I have to worry bout pissin them off, they aint readin this anyway. |
