Boosh. Back for the fall semester, by popular demand.
(Last year's Quotes Page is right over here, don't worry. And if you want, check out the '05-'06 Quotes Page, the '04-'05 Quotes Page, or the '06 Summer Quotes Page as well. You'll thank yourself later.)
Yeah, We're Still Like That
[As usual, if I have any notes I put them in brackets right underneath the quote. Also, just an advisory... the quotes are ordered in a particular way, believe it or not. They're meant to be read from the bottom up, meaning that when you check them out, scroll down until you start recognizing them and then
proceed upwards from there. Have fun.]
Chris: (leaving to take Rich home) Let's roll.
Rich: Well, I hope Brian left the door unlocked, 'cause I don't feel like looking for my keys.
Jason: And I hope Brian had SIDS last night.
Jason: (in the bathroom, having just taken a shower) Ow! Wha- are you serious?!
A minute later.
Jason: (walks into Chris' room) I've decided that my hair is officially too long.
Chris: Why?
Jason: I was just toweling it dry, and my bangs whipped down and smacked me in the eyes. And it hurt.
Chris: (laughs)
Jason: I don't know how people with long hair can deal with it. Every time my bangs fall over my eyes I get pissed. The fact that I see my hair is making me angry.
Chris: (watching Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story) Look at that! Bruce Lee even kicks ass on a motorcycle in the rain!
Jason: He can do sharp turns in the rain no problem.
Chris: Yeah, but you know what would make him even more badass? If he pulled up and wasn't even wet.
Jason: (watching Iron Chef) Allez cuisine!
Rich: This show is fucking goofy.
Jason: Yeah, but it's great; it embraces its goofiness. Like when they unveil the secret ingredient. He always takes the sheet off so dramatically. "RED ONIONS!" Or, "HONEY HAM!"
Chris: (laughing) We should have an Iron Chef El Dosplex style. See who can cook the best meal with a secret ingredient.
Jason: Pfft, what would it be, hot dogs?
Chris: "HOOOOOOOOT DOGS!"
Rich: (sarcastically) Jimmy would definitely win.
Jason: Hey, you never know. We could see Jimmy on the real Iron Chef someday. He'll be standing there, challenging an amazing chef, not really sure how he got involved in the whole thing, and the Chairman'll dramatically whip off the sheet and yell, "SPAGHETTIOS!"
Chris and Rich: (laugh)
Jason: And Jimmy will just narrow his eyes and mutter under his breath: "Yes."
Jason: So you just take turns buying the groceries?
Matt: Yeah.
Fake Steve: Basically.
Jason: Hmm. And it all comes out even?
Matt: For the most part.
Jason: Do you guys ever just sit down and compare receipts?
Fake Steve: Yeah, sometimes. We figure it out.
Jason: Ha ha, aw. You guys make a good couple.
Fake Steve: Thank you.
Matt: Whoa, wait- couple? I thought you were gonna say team! We're a good team!
Jason: (at La Pachanga, as the server delivers his table's food) Holy... crap.
Chris: Jesus.
Jason: This is the biggest plate of nachos I've ever seen!
Chris: This is like a pound of nachos.
Jason: This is... oh my God. This is amazing.
Chris: This is ridiculous.
Jason: These nachos could run for president.
Chris: Look at how tall this pile of nachos is!
Jason: A family of four in Nigeria... could live in these nachos.
Chris: I know what I'm ordering from now on.
Jason: I don't even know if I can finish these...
Chris: I know.
Two minutes later, after a bit of silence.
Jason: Dude.
Chris: (looks up)
Jason: (in a deadly serious voice) If... a wormhole... were to open up beneath the table, and just half of this plate of nachos fell in, and they traveled back in time to ancient Greece, they would name a god after it.
[We could each only eat half of our plates. These were some seriously epic nachos.]
Chris: (having just picked up Nick) I can't believe you're already back in town. (suddenly remembering something) Oh yeah, you know Sarah Feeley?
Jason: Yeah, you don't know Sarah Feeley, do you?
Nick: (laughing) Sarah... Feeley, did you say? I'm not sure...
Chris: I was just saying-
Jason: We'll be sure to introduce you two.
Chris: I meant-
Nick: Hmm, I think I remember her from... no... no. I don't think we've ever met.
Chris: Fuck you guys.
Two hours later.
Jason: Hey Sarah!
Sarah: (walking in) Hey guys!
Jason: Sarah Feeley, this is Nick. Nick, Sarah Feeley. Chris told me you guys had never met before.
Nick: It's a pleasure.
Chris: What the hell is wrong with you guys?! I was just trying to bring her up!
A day later.
Jason: (in the car with Chris and Nick, laughing) Yeah, actually, just the other day I was talking to Sarah and- oh, sorry Nick. You don't know her. Our friend Sarah Feeley.
Nick: Sarah Feeley? Hmm. I don't think I've met her.
Chris: (eyes wide, looks at Jason) God, what the fuck?! You know what I meant! Right? (whips head around at Nick) Right?!
Jason: Check out this whiskey I just bought: "Fighting Cock." I think it's supposed to be a cheap Wild Turkey knock-off.
Jimmy: (laughing) That's ridiculous.
Matt: So you're gonna down some Cock tonight?
Jason: Oh yeah.
Fake Steve: Just remember to relax the throat. Let it just slide down.
Jimmy: Don't choke on it, man. You gotta be careful when you're dealing with Cock.
Jason: Tonight, I'm gonna swallow this Cock until my self-esteem goes up.
Jason: ...so I just told him to head to the Fakes'. He should be here soon.
Matt: Wait... the Fakes'? We're the Fakes now?
Jason: You haven't heard me call you guys that yet? I started to last semester.
Matt: Really?! That's awesome, for some reason! I kinda like it!
Jason: Yeah?
Matt: Yeah! It's hilarious, 'cause he's Fake Steve, and I just live with him. I'm Fake by association.
Jason: You're FBA, man.
Matt: (points to self with both thumbs) I'm 100% FBA Approved.
Chris: (walking around new apartment) Man, this place is so nice. Remember when we used to defend El Casa? We said it was "unique."
Jason: We said it had personality.
Chris: Which it did.
Jason: Yeah, the personality of a wino.