Katquotes

Kat Quotes

Kat talking about her Aunt;
Kat: My Aunt had constipation� she spent twenty years on the thrown!

Kat and Anthony;
Anthony: Now Kat, we have our positions to consider.
Kat: We�ll talk about positions later!

Kat�s ordering drinks at a bar;
Lynne: Silent Partner?
Kat: Yeah, two of them and you�ll lose the power of speech!

Kat and Peggy;
Kat: These grapes are a bit sour.
Peggy: That�s because their olives!

Belinda�s ordering drinks at a bar;
Belinda: And I�ll get champagne! Do you take plastic?
Kat: Why, you gonna get ya� boobs out?!

Belinda�s wig slips off;
Kat: That reminds me, I must get a new rug for my front room!

Kat to Alfie;
Kat: I love a man on his knees...

Kat and Anthony in the B&B;
Kat: I thought you didn�t go to bed with Zo�!
Anthony: I didn�t!
Kat: Nah she�d of dumped you ages ago once she realised how crap you are!

Kat talking to Lynne about a stripper coming to The Vic;
Kat: I hope we get a trail run.
Lynne: What do you mean?
Kat: Well you don�t buy a car without looking under the bonnet first, do ya?!

Before Little Mo�s trial;
Big Mo: I was exactly the same at my trail, convinced myself I was guilty.
Kat: But you were�!

Kat posing erotically for The Vic�s publicity shoot;
Alfie: Ere� steady on Kat you�ll be flashing your knickers in a minute.
Kat: What knickers?

Kat�s in her Christmas Elf costume and is in a bad mood. Barry looks at her and is about to say something when�
Kat: One word Barry, just one and you�ll be drinking your Christmas dinner through a straw!

Kat and Alfie;
Alfie: So why the strop?
Kat: Because I�m a stroppy cow - alright!

Kat and Little Mo are wondering along the market with shopping bags when a flushed looking Robbie and Nita emerge from the back of a van and Kat grins, guessing what they�ve been up to;
Kat: Ere if that�d been me them tyres would be flat by now!

Kat and Alfie;
Alfie: I knew it! You�re so telling me a loada� porkies! This is Nana�s truth stone, it never lies.
Kat: I�m surprised it ain�t exploded being in the same house as you!

Alfie mentions a dish called �Coq Au Vin� (sounds like Cock-au-van);
Kat: Cock Au Van? I thought that was sex in a lorry!

The Vic is busy and Kat is rushed off her feet. Ricky has been waiting for a drink for ages;
Ricky: Do we have to die of thirst around here?
Kat: Nah, you can die anywhere you like!

Kat and Little Mo are discussing how Kat should tell Alfie about her feelings;
Little Mo: Erm� hang on� that he wants you and� and� you want him!
Kat: Right� He wants him and I want� ohh I�m just gonna play it by ear!

Kat and Charlie;
Charlie: Garry seems to have recovered.
Kat: Yeah he must of fell on his head, there�s nuffin� to damage there!

Kat and Little Mo;
Little Mo: Well maybe one day Billy will be a millionaire.
Kat: Yeah and I�m Sister Kathleen leading my fellow Nuns in prayer!

Kat and Andy;
Andy: Oh stop it; you�ll have me in tears!
Kat: You wouldn�t know emotion if it came along and strangled you!

Andy enters Angie�s Den, Kat is waiting;
Kat: You must be Mr Big!
Andy: And who are you, Mrs Big Mouth?!
Kat: Ohhh got it in one!

Kat flirting outrageously with Anthony;
Kat: It's my legs you see; they're giving me awful gyp. I've got this tingling from the tip of my toes right to the top of my thighs.

Kat moaning to Charlie about Little Mo and Billy�s wedding;
Kat: Father Christmas is festive, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer's festive, but that don�t mean Little Mo wants us walking down the aisle with floppy hats and red noses does it?

Kat talking to Alfie, who is begging her to take up a job in The Vic;
Kat: What if I told you I was rude to the customers, can't pull a pint and I threw a sickie whenever there's a shoe sale within a twenty mile radius?

Kat to Garry;
Kat: I should rip yer plums off here and now!

Kat revealing to Zoe that she�s her mum. Pt 1;
Kat: You�re not going to Spain� and that�s that.
Zoe: Why not?
Kat: 'Coz I said so, alright?!
Zo�: And I have to do everything you, say do I?!
Kat: No�
Zo�: You can�t tell me what to do� you ain�t my mother!
Kat: Yes I am�!

Kat revealing to Zo� that she�s her mum. Pt 2;
Zo�: Is it true� finish what you were sayin'!
Kat: I can�t�
Zo�: Why not?!
Kat: I dunno where to start�
Zo�: How about the bit when you said you was my mum�

Kat revealing to Zo� that she�s her mum. Pt 3;
Zo�: Kat please, just tell me the truth... tell me� is it true� are you my mum?
(Kat breaks down in tears and slowly nods, Zo� can�t believe whats happening)
Zo�: You're a liar�

Kat has been drinking all morning;
Kat: Baby! Come 'ere and give your mum a little cuddle!
Zo�: What are you doing?
Kat: I�m having a little drinkie!
Zo�: It ain�t even lunch yet!
Kat: Lunch?! I ain�t even seen breakfast� now which ways the kitchen?

Kat tying to seduce Paul;
Kat: Did you get rid of him just so you could be with me all on your own?
Paul: What are you doin' Kat?
Kat: What do you fink I�m doing? Don�t tell me you ain�t tempted. I promise you I�m a lot better than the dogs you go about with� I�ve got talent.
Paul: I�m sure you have�
Kat: I have� really.

Kat�s in a really bad mood so when Big Mo makes a comment she snaps;
Big Mo: Well, well the titanic has arisen!
Kat: Funny! You are a very funny women!

Kat�s feeling down and is taking it out on Zo�;
Kat: Look at me, 32 years old and what have a got?
Zo�: You�ve got me, you�ve got the stall!
Kat: No you�ve got the stall, I�ve just come along for the ride� I can�t do anything� I can�t help Little Mo... I can�t help Dad; I�m just a failure�
Zo�: You�ve just had a string of bad luck, that�s all!
Kat: What do you know! You're 18 years old and look at ya� you're beautiful, you're desirable, you�re the sweetest thing in the world! How could you possibly know how I feel?!

Kat�s crying to herself after Anthony finished with her;
Zo�: Kat� Kat?!
Kat: He doesn�t want me�
Zo�: What?
Kat: I�ve had the worst day� I really need him Zo�, and he doesn�t want me�

Kat and Big Mo;
Big Mo: Shame Hitler ain�t still alive, you two woulda made a nice couple!
Kat: Ahh get off my back!

Kat and Lynne;
Kat: Look just keep calm, yeah?
Lynne: Yeah�
Kat: And if he�s still pestering ya, we�ll go round there and kick him in the nuts!

Kat to Little Mo;
Kat: If you took my advice on sorting your head out, you�d be certified!

Kat and Big Mo;
Big Mo: Where are ya goin?!
Kat: To work, you're right I can�t go on moping around here all day.
Big Mo: Are you sure you�re up for it?
Kat: What do you care?!
Big Mo: I do care!
Kat: Yeah well you�ve got a funny way of showing it!

Kat and Donna:
Donna: Who do you think you are, ay?!
Kat: No one special� just someone who�s losing her daughter and her little sister all at the same time� I�ve even lost the cat! It�s all slipping through my fingers like sand and I don�t know how to stop it, so I shout sometimes�

Kat and Zo� are having an argument in the Vic and Peggy tries to break it up;
Peggy: Not in here lady�s!
Zo�: She ain�t a lady!
Kat: Oh look who�s talkin!

Kat and Zo� are arguing about Anthony;
Zo�: I�ve cared about everyone I�ve gone out with, you ain�t even got their first name!
Kat: Yes I have, sometimes, let me see there was er� Anthony Trueman.
Zo�: You evil bitch�
Kat: Ain�t I just!

A woman shows up at The Slater�s with a stray cat, claiming it�s Kat�s;
Kat: No that ain�t him.
Woman: How can you tell?
Kat: I do know my cat when I see it and that ain�t it, alright?!
Woman: What do I do with it now?
Kat: Set it free, take it back to where you found it, give it a saucer of milk, I don�t care! Get it off my doorstep!

Kat and Zo�;
Zo�: Kat� Kat, are you alright?!
Kat: I need a drink!

Kat and Harry:
Harry: You bitch!
Kat: What� you mean I ain�t your special little girl anymore?!

Kat and Anthony:
Kat: So what she got that I ain�t got?
Anthony: I don�t know�
Kat: She ain�t dirty?
Anthony: No, no she�s not�
Kat: And I am?
Anthony: No...
Kat: I�m just a slapper ain�t I?!

Kat feeling down about Harry;
Kat: Trevor said something to me once, he said I was soiled goods, and he was right� you know Harry didn�t just leave me Zo�, he�s left his muck all over me and I�m never gonna be able to wash it off�

Zo� is trying to make Kat feel better after Trevor said she was dirt;
Zo�: Please don�t shut me out Kat�
Kat: He�s right, I�m dirt� look at me I�m dirt!
Zo�: No, no you�re not, your lovely.
Kat: No I�m not!

Kat to Donna;
Kat: Donna, if you don�t help us then we�ll just look like another gobby Eastend family who refuse to believe that one of our lot is a killer�

Kat drunkenly showing herself up in The Vic;
Kat: Come on I�m here for ya! Kat Slater, dirty old scrubber� I�ll lay right here on the floor and we can do it now!

Kat and Harry;
Harry: You loved me once�
Kat: I loved Father Christmas an all but he didn�t touch me up!
Harry: It wasn�t just me; you were always going around in that little mini skirt�
Kat: That was my school uniform!
Harry: And the make-up?
Kat: I used to walk around in my mums high heels when I was three, up for it then was I? See you can�t hurt me anymore Harry� you can�t make me believe that it was my fault�