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Retooled WWE     November 18th, 2003 • Written By: Big Rob

As You may know by now, Kane was instrumental in Vince McMahon defeating the Undertaker at Survivor Series. The following night on Raw, Kane came down during the Evolution vs. Goldberg 3 on 1 handicap match and chokeslammed Goldberg. Look for this to set up Kane vs. Goldberg at Armageddon, to keep Kane busy while the Undertaker is retooled as the “Dead Man” for their inevitable rematch, probably at WrestleManiaXX. Also look for Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg at WMXX, in a brand vs. brand match-up. Whether this will be title vs. title, or whether the whole PPV will be brand vs. brand, its too early to tell at this point. -No matter what the “dirtsheets” say, you heard it here first: The real reason for Matt Hardy’s switch to Raw was at the 10/21 Smackdown! Tapings in Albany, NY, Matt walked in on Paul Heyman giving Vince McMahon a blowjob while Eric Bischoff Spooned McMahon’s ass. Hardy then threatened to tell the world unless either he or Lita was granted a roster switch. It was made official by Big Rob and Jewie last week that the following wrestlers suck: Brock Lesnar The Big Show Anyone with the word “Steiner’ in their name The entire Raw roster, with the exception of RVD, Chris Jericho, and Matt Hardy IN INDY NEWS Despite Rob Feinstein being a grade-A homo and Gabe Supoltsky being the biggest ass hole this side of Dan Kindlon, Ring of Honor is the best up-and-coming Indy Fed on the market today. ACW is dead. That’s all for this week. Check in to Hachland for more

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