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New Year's Resolutions
    December 30th, 2003
Written By: Hach
Well, it's almost another year and another time to wish for new things and hope for new things to bring to the new year. This time it's the year 2004, soon my 21st birthday will come around. To be exact in four months and 21 days.. And seeing today isn't yet the new year, thus making the date December 30th... So guess when my birthday will be?

With Christmas over and all the present opened and returned. We now come to this exciting change of the year known as New Year's Eve. When we celebrate the turning of a new year. By getting with some people mostly friends and the occasional weirdo's by doing the one thing that people do good. GET DRUNK! Hahaha..... New Year's is such a good time to hook up with some chicks and have fun.

And do I have some stories... hahaha... well, basically.. it's a story. I suppose. Maybe more, but I can't remember. But with that said, you'll enjoy it anyhow.

But that's for another time... what this is all about is New Year's Resolutions... So without further ado, let's get into the list.......
  • Can someone make Fried Chicken less greesey?
  • Endless Supply of Beer, Liquor - Mostly Coors Original and DeWarl's White Label
  • Make women smarter... Being called a asshole for no apparent reasoning ain't cool
  • Green Bay Packers to win 5 straight Super Bowls, and then finding the Foutain of Youth for Farve.... I'm gona miss you man...
  • Allow wrestling to be shown on television again.... WWE isn't wrestling, sorry Vince
  • Someone give me the following things
    1. Domain and Host - Hachland.com and [email protected] sound great
    2. Big screen tv, say a 64 inch
    3. big comfy recliner to go with that
    4. A fridge filled with endless beer, I might have said this before, but it still holds true
    5. pizza? lasagna? turkey dinners with stuffing and mashed taters? Good food, yeah, good food....

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