 This is a post that was originally supposed to be
sent out yesterday, but do to my overall need to write what was written
yesterday, thus leading to today's post of this. So regardless, enjoy this
fantly clad enjoyment.
So on today's little fantly clad enjoyment, we shall explore the world of
politics. Why? Because thats where the funny happens.
Al Gore's son was recently arrested for Marijuana Possession. That's just
well, great, you say you created the internet, and then your son gets arrested
for smoking the refere, so we finally found out why you we're so fucked up
and said that. But hey, if your son is anything like you all he'll have to
say is that he created marijuana.
Don't believe me on that one? Well, why don't you just look at his name --
Albert Gore III. Duh!
He was arrested Friday night along with two passengers after police officers
observed a Cadillac being driven without its headlights on. As officers
approached the car they observed the sun roof was open despite freezing
temperatures, county police said.
But if this isn't the funniest thing about the story, how about you dig on
this?
"A family spokeswoman said the family is in the habit of not commenting publicly
on the private lives of their children."
That's nice. And we wanted to have him as our president. So what am I getting
out of that statement? Just this, oh, we just captured Saddam, but we're
not going to thank our soliders. Such a nice guy, right Jimmy?
 Moving
on words, we got some more shit to cover, I mean news to cover. With are
recent success in Iraq, it's time to move onto another nation and destroy
them. Why? Because we fucking nuked Japan and now look at them? They are
like a virtual number two in everything. Well, money wise. But they won't
try and attack us again. Because we'll just another nuke or two on them again!
That's what people don't understand. If we destroy everyone and force them
to act just like us we will be the strongest. And the world will be a better
place.
What was the Red Scare? The Democracy Scare? The Bush Scare? The United States
Just Kicked Your Ass Scare! Because it's time to finally clean up the streets
of the world. Because the United Nations failed, just like the League of
Nations. Hey, without Superman it just won't work.
So who is the new Iraq? They're not really new, but they have been pushed
main stream ever since the capture of Saddam. Let's call this nation Libya
Why the war in Libya? Why another war? Why? Well, let me tell you this, the
United States in our little documents such as the Consititution, the Amendments
and other things have started we can go into a country for a certain amount
of days and fight a war but it can be a undeclared war.
We can even stay in nations we've destroyed. Ala Japan, Germany, Iraq prior
to the recent things happening. Hell, the US Military is every where!
So you as whats the deal with Libya?
After decades of fueling underground militancy around the globe and buying
up banned weapons technology, a newly cooperative Libya could potentially
provide the West with a bonanza of valuable intelligence.
Dictators, spies, arms dealers and militants throughout the Middle East and
beyond will be bracing themselves for any revelations by Colonel Muammar
Gaddafi.
"He's the first one to squeal. He's turned state's evidence and everyone
else is going to hang in the wind," said Alex Standish, editor of Jane's
Intelligence Digest.
"I think there will be a number of people within the Arab world or the Islamic
world who will be watching carefully and listening to what the colonel is
prepared to disclose."
Libya has already allowed U.S. and British experts access to its nuclear
and chemical weapons programs and missiles and has agreed to allow snap U.N.
arms inspections.
Inspections could expose parts of the international web of weapons proliferation,
potentially embarrassing Western companies as well as far-flung states, said
William Hopkinson, terrorism expert at Britain's St Andrews University.
"If X has been selling kit to him, they may be prepared to sell it to someone
else," he said.
Washington says Libya has already acknowledged cooperating with North Korea
to develop Scud missiles.
And if Libya's cooperation with the West goes beyond arms, there are a host
of other secrets it could potentially reveal.
For decades Libya operated one of the Middle East's most well-funded and
powerful intelligence agencies, fueling and funding an alphabet soup of
underground militant organizations, from the Palestine Liberation Organization
to the Irish Republican Army and Germany's Red Army Faction.
For now, it remains to be seen just how far Gaddafi will go in satisfying
the West's thirst for knowledge.
There is no sign that Tripoli's deal with Washington and London includes
a promise to help other countries, such as France and Germany, which still
have claims against Libya.
"Do we expect Libya to now communicate freely on what it did in the 1980s?"
said analyst Barthelemy Courmont at France's Institute of International and
Strategic Relations.
"Will Libya now go for complete transparency, or will it decide that now
it is supported by the United States, giving it a certain legitimacy among
the international community, it does not need to bother to do anything else,
like satisfying France?"
Much information Tripoli does supply may well be out of date: Western experts
say Gaddafi has not had a hand in major anti-Western attacks in years, since
he began pursuing rehabilitation with the West.
He is therefore unlikely to have much up-to-the-minute information on Osama
bin Laden's al Qaeda network, which formed only in the last decade.
"The heyday of Gaddafi as the 'mad dog of the Middle East' has already been
confined to the history books," Standish said.
But even if the information relates to old attacks, details that implicate
another state could provide Washington with ammunition against other adversaries,
such as Syria and Iran.
"Gaddafi's intelligence service may know where other bodies are buried, that
they themselves were not responsible for," Standish said.
Ultimately, Washington's and London's goal in handling Gaddafi now is to
show that even the most disreputable "rogue state" can be rehabilitated if
it renounces banned weapons and links to militants.
"If he's treated properly now, one can say: 'Do you want to follow Saddam
Hussein? Or do you want to follow Colonel Gaddafi, that well-known, wise
elder statesman of the Arab world?"' Hopkinson said.
So really what does all this mean? Gaddafi could be used to our advantage
to find out terrorist in the world. Because honestly do you really want to
see any more death?
Moving away from politics.....
If you have lived under a rock for a little while, you won't know that Alex
Rodriguez wants out of Texas and wants to go to Boston. You wouldn't know
that last week on Thursday, MLB Commishoner gave a 5pm deadline for the trade
to happen. Now the Texas Rangers Owner Tom Hicks is giving another deadline.
This time for Tuesday. Wow, what a friend. Well it looks like this hole A-Rod
thing is just bullshit, 'cause it's not going to happen sadly.
Now that's just one man's opinion. And I just keep it plain and simple. |
