Saddam, Bush
& GORE!
December 16th, 2003 •
Written By:
Hach |
 Let's see here... We've captured
Saddam.
George W. Bush is our president.
And Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean
and his campaign. So.... let's see where I'm going with this one. We got
three guys here, three of which all have been top media headliners. And only
one is a bigger joke than the other. Can you tell me why I still have to
say this three plus years later? If only someone listened.
After flipping the channels with a few of my buddys up in my castle (or room),
we came across a special interview with the 43rd United States President
of America, known the world wide as George Bush. It was with some lady going
by the name of Diane Sawyer, I only know this because hey, I read it on the
television screen and she's the one that made Britney cry. Oh, poor Britney.
I'll make you smile.
Anyhow, the reason I'm babblin' about this today, is basically my good dear
friend Mr. Jimmy or to some known world wide as
Ravena
Black, made a statement which led me to call him a piece of shit. Now,
let's just say he basically said.....
Um, first off, let me set the stage for you, currently visiting Hachland
in the House Of Hach, was a few Hachland Loyalists or Characters, it's up
to you, you can choose which one fits your mind set better. These so-called
Loyalists, 'cause this is mind set, I suppose in this whole babble that's
wrong, but who cares? So anyhow, these Loyalists known as Ravena Black
(previously mentioned),
The Man Formerly
Known As Jewie (TMFKAJ for short) and
Bubster
(or Not Bubba).
Now at the time of this current comment, the Infamous Bub was visiting the
bathroom for a supposed second time, or so, maybe it was his third. He visited
the Hachland Bathroom numerous times, well, three. But hey, that's enough.
As for TMFKAJ (or Ryan) and myself we're taking a break from jamming on the
guitar, okay, Ryan was, but I thought I was (we did have our own guitars,
we're rich like that). As for the man in question, UnJames, as I'll call
him for the rest of this article, babble, rant, observation, or whatever.
He's still UnJames until he becomes something better, and that thing better
is Ravena Black, but UnJames is good enough.
UnJames basically made a wild statement that basically said he wished that
(Al) Gore was in office and not (Mr.) Bush. Which obviously lead me to try
and attempt to throw some smart lines at him, such as Gore's predecessor
Bill Clinton was killing off the U.S. Military and with his 8 years in office
basically made a disgrace of what I love to call the United States Of America.
Hell, he even increased police. Yeah, to normal people increasing homeland
"military" would be good enough to think he's good, but that's not the case
my friend, the case is the so-called police can't even police themselves.
So regardless wether I could state all the facts that are logical, UnJames
appeared to show his true brilliance and call Bush a drunk, while he himself
was working on a 12 pack, which well, he couldn't finish, I had 1 and a half
beers. What a weasel.
In conclusion to all of this, I find it hard to believe that people in the
world have gotten any smarter. Thus leading to the overall point which lead
George Bush into office a great one. The people with the popular vote did
win, but the electoral college is still a smart idea after all of these years,
well over 200 years. And well, it's just sad.
But Jimmy did have one attempted point, his Uncle was a elected official
and he was a Republican and did nothing in office. Regardless he was a elected
official in a town called Ravena. Thus leading to this thought the Dallas
Cowboys sucked 'cause they went 1 and 15 one year. Well, they do, but I suppose
their a good team. Just not as good as the Green Bay Packers.
For all you non-believers out there, I'll let you just add your own opinions
in this thing I call a
forum. But hey,
like George Bush (41st President) said "We’re dealing with Hitler
revisited," on Saddam Hussein, Oct. 15, 1990. Bush retracted the statement
under criticism that it belittled the Holocaust.
I'll just let you decide. Who would you have wanted in the White House during
9/11? And hey, who wants there a evil dictator out on the streets? Or the
Spider Holes either? |
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