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Never Had A Drink I Didn't Like...     November 5th, 2003 • Written By: Hach

Seeing as you can read the title and stuff, I haven't drank for a few days now. Which is a shocker for someone like me. I've came down with a cold, which was thought to be strep throat or mono, but luckily it was neither. So go me! Now seeing of this new found sobriety, I don't have much to write about and my mind is kind of mushed at the momement. So with that said, I'm gona give you some funny quotes, a movie clip and some links to funny news stories. Q U O T E S "I did not kill my best friend. I did dismember him." — Robert Durst, accused of murdering his 71-year-old neighbor and then hacking up his body, responding to intense cross-examination from Galveston District Attorney Kurt Sistrunk. "Thinner. Make me thinner." — Rosie O'Donnell, on the first day of a civil trial concerning her failed magazine, mouthing a plea to the sketch artist in front of a courtroom full of reporters. The Lawyer Getting Shot! This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Next to that video of those kids on the bus. But this is the video of the lawyer getting shot, so check it out. Click here So what did you get for Halloween? A few kids in Amsterdam got a special treat when a little girl brought in a different from of candy. Read all about it. But what if you didn't get anything for a Halloween and your just a lousey college basketball player. What would you do? Well, read what Isaiah Fox did. A fan of nascar and horse racing? Well, see what these Tanzanians do to full fill their enjoyment of racing. Read all about it. Now this isn't really that funny, because it involves death. But the way they died, is just so funny! Hahahaha! It's so funny, you'll just have to read about it. Well, enjoy the little stuff. 'Cause it's better than nothing.

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