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Hach Eats The Brain     October 30th, 2003 • Written By: Hach

Well, here it is.... Now with the resent edition of Matt and likely to see more and more new writers for Hachland. It's time for the Hachland's Babbles to get a face lift (aka new layout) as I finally get a name for my babble. Not since my days of writing for wrestling websites have I had a actual column name, or babble name as the point is here in Hachland. That's big news I suppose. But well..... Onto what I've done.... I've done some things in the past few days, since last week, I got back on the wagon, or off. I got drunk for six days, DUH! Had a little party Friday night, and then a bigger one Saturday night, got some heat litereally and then some other heat. So not knowing how much heat I will not get. Whatever that means. Seeing that isn't leading anywhere, let's go to the Hollywood Squared Circle of Fun! Sizemore Sentenced to Six Months Actor Tom Sizemore has been sentenced to six moths in jail after being convicted of seven counts of domestic violence against ex-girlfriend Heidi Fleiss. The Saving Private Ryan star - who was found guilty of domestic violence, criminal threats, vandalism and making obscene and harassing phone calls to the former Hollywood madam - looked visibly shaken in the Los Angeles court yesterday as he heard his sentence. Judge Antonio Barreto said Sizemore had a "huge" substance problem and ordered him into a clinic. He added the actor "clearly needs help" in relationships with women, and further ordered him to go on an anger management course. Sizemore was convicted of the crimes on August 15. He was acquitted on 10 other counts. Now my word on this... Good grief. Sizemore's best role was in Strange Days. Anderson Demands a KFC Meeting Pamela Anderson is stepping up her campaign against fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken's (KFC) cruel practices by insisting on a face-to-face meeting with bosses. The actress/model has joined forces with animal rights group People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) to raise awareness about how chickens are caged and mistreated before they're slaughtered for consumption at KFC diners. And now she wants to tell the fast food chain's bosses exactly what she thinks of them. Anderson has faxed a letter to KFC parent company Yum! Brands CEO David Novak, requesting a face-to-face meeting to discuss the cruelty that PETA has found on KFC suppliers' farms. Her request to meet with Novak comes hot on the heels of her call for an international boycott of KFC restaurants until the company makes drastic improvements in the way it treats its chickens. Anderson writes, "Since I joined the call for a boycott of KFC a few weeks ago, I've been flooded with requests for more information. Everywhere I go, people are asking me why KFC won't adopt the science-based animal-welfare guidelines that PETA has recommended and that KFC's own experts have supported. I am writing now to request a meeting to discuss what can be done to move forward." As for my word on this.... Pam's best role was the one she should have played 10 years ago... UNDER ME!! Hahaha... Wait, she'd be in jail... But I'd be happy. Who's The Star? Let's play a little game... Let's guess who this actor's name is... In a pre-Halloween game, thingy.... Here's the picture. Email me to give me the answer. Here's a few hints: - Had a minor role in Escape From L.A. (picture to the left) - Starred in a trilogy - His voice was heard in Spider-Man - Has wrote 2 books, his second one is coming out in 2004 Speaking of Halloween, here's a little Flash I got sent, my someone from Saint Rose. It's called Say It. Click here or something. As for all those cool things that you've seen the past two weeks on Hachland will still be around. But in different forms.. And DO NOT WORRY!!! YOU WILL SEE THEM! Well, that's it for this first edition of Eat The Brain, here's to the new Hachland and to it's future.

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