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You May Suspect Someone is a SCAdian if…
From Motley via Sir Trude
They are driving a large and very beat up car/truck/van covered with duct tape and bumper stickers espousing such witticisms as, "My other car is a Viking long boat!"
They're a heavy set guy with a beard and a pony tail and the general look of a Hell's Angel reject, yet carrying the complete works of Geoffrey Chaucer.
The above mentioned guy is hit by a bus and yells "LIGHT!"
You're in a fabric store and upon the entrance of a particular person, the store clerk groans "Oh no, not again..."
You're in a department store and you see a very heavy set woman loading her cart up with dancer's tights.
They're bruised over 80% of their body, have a cast on their arm and a neck brace, and you overhear them talking about what a wonderful weekend they had.
You're at the vet's and the guy next to you has a falcon.
At a restaurant, the group next to you breaks into a rousing rendition of Monty Python's SPAM song.
While driving through a low rent neighborhood you notice a shabby house with stained glass windows.
While waiting in line at the butcher's someone asks if they sell just the horns and the bones.
You see someone camped out in front of the local thrift store waiting to be the first for the 75% off all stained and damaged linens sale.
While watching a hockey game, one of the spectators responds to a bad call by yelling "is that Marshal blind?!"
In an altercation between drivers one of them yells "You !@#%$ MUNDANE!!!"
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