Stolen Movie Review
This is where I review a movie that I didn't pay for, be it I downloaded it or watched it for free.
November 18, 2002
Santa Clause 2:
Yeah so my younger brother just got his first job at the Capital City movie theater and I went home this weekend to do my laundry and get some good home cooked food.  Since my brother works at the theater that means I no longer have to pay to see movies which means the movie wasn't stolen but hey it was FREE!
Of course, since I didn't pay for the movie, it sucked.  I guess maybe its better that way because if I would've paid to see this movie i'd a been pissed, but I never would've paid to see this money so I guess no sweat off my sack(just a waste of 2 hours).  Anywho, I liked the first Santa Claus because it actually added to the story of Chirstmas with how Santa Claus keeps going through hundreds of year or whatever.  So I enjoyed it, it was a good little Chirstmas movie, get you in the spirit, u know?  Maybe it is too early to get in the Christmas spirit or maybe the Santa Claus 2 just blows goats.  This is only a Christmas movie for the sheer fact it is about Santa Claus and all.  It's completely contrived and made strictly to make money off of the Santa Claus name.  I like Tim Allen and think he is funny to a point.  However, he has made some dump movie choices lately.  I recently saw Joe Somebody too, and that sucked major donkey wang also.  So maybe he's out for the money now, I don't know.  However, it is no excuse to ruin a good story and movie franchise like the Santa Claus could've been.  And the stupid little kid that was in the first movie is in this one but now he is in his teens and a complete dork.  Can you say child actor=career over?  This kid ruins an already dreadful movie.   Anyways, don't bother with this crap fest, you'll get into the Christmas spirit more by plucking the pubes off your nutsack and using it as tinsel on the tree.  I am giving this 2 lameass Joel's because the chick that Santa Claus nails is HOT!  I guess I am saying I would bang Mrs. Santa Claus...SWEET!
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