| ME |
| This page is called me , so I guess this is where I talk about myself. I'm not really good at that so this page will be pretty LAME, go figure. |
| Name: Joel Searfoss |
| Birthday: June 15, 1981 |
| I live in Pennsylvania in a little hick town called Etters, which actually doesn't exist(its just a mailing address). I am currently a Senior at Millersville University, which is pretty much a a college in a little hick town outside of Lancaster. You can find out about the lameness of Millersville on my schooling page. |
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| This was me in 1999, my senior year of high school. This is the only pic I have of myself(I forget what i look like sometimes) I know what you are thinking...yes I was lame. This was for football taken after practice(one of the few I went to, heh) and I was all sweaty and dirty from getting my ass kicked on the practice squad(the squad that runs all the opponents plays for the starters so they can feel good about themselves by beating the shit out of third stringers like me. Just thinking about my sweaty balls in a rented tux brings back fond memories. |
| The one thing that I will talk about is football, especially the Miami Dolphins. I've been a Dolphin fan since I could crawl and always will be. I've been through all the ups and downs and am still waiting for that ever elusive Super Bowl. With Ricky Williams, they have one of their best chances since the early 90's when Marino was still da man. |
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